All Financial Questions
Return To One Goal:
Die With A Dollar

 

Summary.
You Want To Die With Exactly $1.00 And Zero Physical Items. Every Personal Financial Question, Advice, And Decision Goes Back To This Goal.
 


Audience.
People Making ~$50,000 To ~$500,000 / Year. If You Make More Or Less, You Have Different Challenges And Advantages Not Addressed Here. Built For People With Zero Investing Experience. Useful For All.


Steps.
Learn Personal Finance 101 Today, Buy Better Stuff Tomorrow, Using Money You Invested Yesterday, To Die With A Dollar ... In 28 Steps.


Why.
+ I Don’t Want To Run Out Of Money When I Get Old.
+ I Don't Trust Someone Else With My Entire Financial Future.
+ I Don’t Want To Live In Crappy Nursing Home When I Get Old.
+ I Don't Want To Pay Someone ($) To Organize My Finances.
+ I Don’t Want My Kids To Pay For Me When I Get Old.
+ I Don't Trust My Government To Pay For Me When I Get Old.
+ I Don't Want To Wait And Become Too Old / Stupid To Do It.
+ I Don't Want To Wait And Miss Out On Compound Interest.


Experts.
Why Didn't My Financial Advisor, Reddit, Or Family Expert Tell Me This?! ... They Are Not Approaching Money Using First Principles.


Principles.
+ Make More Than You Spend.
+ Track Monthly Cashflow.
+ Save For Emergency.
+ Invest For Future.
+ Die With A Dollar.


Optimization.
Your Emotions Will Overrule Perfect Financially Optimized Solutions ... Like Credit Card Points. Everyone Tells You To Use Credit Cards, Pay Off Monthly, And Get Free Points. You Will Subconsciously Spend More, Offsetting Any Added Points. Everything Here Is Optimized For Humans, Not Robots.


Inspirations.
How Is This Different Than Bill Perkin's Book Called "Die With Zero"? Big Gives Big Picture Concepts To Follow ... Which Are Excellent! I Get Dirty, With Real Steps And Tactical Things To Do. Follow The Steps. Die With A Dollar. Just Want Get Inspired And Do Nothing ... Go Read His Book.


Legend.

Danger.

Example.

Link To Official Government.

Link To Unofficial Internet.

Link To Funny Thoughts.


Outcome.
+ I Want To Control My Finances And Investments.
+ I Want To Invest Starting Today.
+ I Want To Know What Type Of Accounts To Invest.
+ I Want To Know What Type Of Accounts I Should Invest In First.
+ I Want To Know Priority Of Investment Accounts Vs. Savings.
+ I Want To Know What Types Of Investments Exist.
+ I Want To Know General Risk vs Reward For Investments.
+ I Want To Know General Tax Impacts For Today And Future.
+ I Want To Know Credible Sources When Reading This Site.
+ I Want To Know Basic Investment And Cashflow Stuff.
+ I Want To Know My Target ($) Savings Amount.
+ I Want To Know What Age I Can Quit My Job.


Credibility.
I Am Rocket Scientist, Family Man, and Idea Accelerator. Now Internet Blogger. Ugh.


Liability.
I Am No Financial Advisor. I Take No Responsibility. Read Disclosure You Wonderful Human. You Have Been Warned.


Warning.
Some Steps Are Fast And Easy. Some Steps Appear Stupid. Some Steps Will Take Minutes, Others Weeks, And Others 3x Cups Of Coffee. Don't Waste Your Time Reading Ahead. Big Picture Gameplan Is Here For You Curious Folks. Trust The Process.


Cost.
No Fees. No Commissions. No Bullsh*t. Tell Others If You Like It. Donate For Bonus Points.


Action.
Read 28 Steps Below.
Do 28 Steps Below.
Die With A Dollar.

 

 

Step 1

Live For Your Death.

Read:         2 Minutes

 


This Journey Is Designed To Be Easy. Jump In Now And Just Do It. Avoid Your Analysis Paralysis. 🔥
This Philosophy Acknowledges Human Emotions Conflict With Perfectly Optimized Financial Solutions. This Is About Actionable Steps Over Clickbait Concepts Or Fun Self Improvement Financial Books. Little Inspiration Here. Results Oriented Only.
 


    Download Spreadsheet. Works For PC And Mac. You Can Build It Yourself If You Don't Trust The File. Spreadsheet Gets Downloaded To Your Computer, And You Can Update It Online/Offline. Huge Time Saver.
    See The Timer Below? You Can Get To Step #5 ... In Next 60 Minutes. Analysis Paralysis Or Get Sh*t Done? Your Choice. 🔥
     

     

    Step 2

    Guess Your Death Age.

    Action:         1 Minute

     


    Easy Answer Is 100 Years Old.
    You Can Always (And Will) Come Back Later To Evaluate. You Need Less Money If You Die Earlier.You Can Try This Death Age Calculator For A Better Guess. Average Life Expectancy Is Age 75 (Men) And Age 80 (Woman). 🇺🇸Remember To Use Spreadsheet To Input, Track, And Keep Notes. Timer Is Ticking. Let's Get Some Real Sh*t Started Next.
     

     

    Step 3

    Estimate Your Monthly Cashflow.

    Math:         45 Minutes

     


    Cashflow Is Money Coming In And Money Going Out. Nothing Fancy.
    Go Estimate Your Three (3) Major Cashflow Items. Use Spreadsheet To Make Your Life Easier.This Requires Actual Work. Go Look At Your Banking Accounts, Credit Cards, And Any Account Where You Get Or Give Money ... Except Your Investment Accounts (401K, IRA, HSA).It Doesn't Have To Be Perfect. Just A Rough Number. We Will Refine This In Step 6.Estimate Your Monthly Items Now. 🔥 INCOME  = Total Cash You Get Every Month (i.e. Job), After You Get Taxed And Work Benefits ... Deposited Into Your Bank Account. Easy. Read Your Bank Statement, See What Last Week's Paycheck Was. Write Down Your Total Monthly Income In Spreadsheet Now. BILLS  = Total Cash You Spent On Non-Flexible Items, That Happen Every Month ... Mortgage, Rent, Heating, Gas, Electricity, Water, Trash, Internet, Cell Phone, Car Loan, Student Loan, Daycare, Insurances, Gym Membership, Pet Food, And Netflix Subscription. Include All Subscriptions. Those Are Bills. SPEND  = Total Cash You Spent On Flexible Items, Things You Can Buy More/Less Each Month ... Food, Gas, Home Supplies, Restaurants, Hobbies, Haircuts, Home Repairs, Decor, And My Favorite ... Random Amazon Sh*t. Amazon Is Santa For Adults. 🔥
     


     

     

    Danger

    What Happens If My  BILLS  +  SPEND  Is More Than My  INCOME ?

     

    Pause.

     

    Houston. We Have A Problem.If You Are Off By Only ~$100 Dollars, You Are Fine. This Will Get Fixed Quickly.If You Are Off By ~$1000 ... Recommend You Pause And Just Read. You Are Not Ready To Implement Step #5. You Need To Pause And Understand Why Your  BILLS  +  SPEND  Are Wildily Higher Than Your  INCOME . Once Your Understand That, Then You Can Move Forward.

     


    Surprise! Having Difficulty With These Rough Estimates!? That Is Okay. Die With A Dollar Is Going To Fix That. You Will 100% Know Where Your Money Is Going Each Month, Without That Much Energy Or Silly Budgeting Apps. Amazing Things Are About To Happen.
     

     

    Step 4

    Master Spending Before Investing.

    Read:         1 Minute

     


    You Came Here To Learn Investing, And Now You Think I Am Taking Away Your Starbucks. Wrong. Go Full Triple Caramel Frappuccino For All I Care. Calories And Diet Be Damned.
    You Gotta Prove You Have Cash Leftover Every Month To Save (Invest) In Your Future. If You Are Spending More Than You Make Every Month, You Will Fail With Investing.In Step #3, You Estimated Your Monthly Cashflow Into Three (3) Categories For  INCOME ,  BILLS , and  SPEND . We Will Now Prove Those Numbers, Automate Your Cashflow, And Find Leftover Dollars For You To Invest Successfully!

     


     

     

    Tip

    Which Budgeting App Should I Use?

     

    None.


    Apps Will Not Help. You Will Spend 10 Hours Picking The Best One, Linking Your Bank Accounts, Fixing Small Issues ... And Then Waste A Month Tracking Expenses, Making You Feel Super Sh*tty About Your Spending.We Have Tried Them All. They Feel Good For A Week, But Don't Actually Change Your Life. This Includes MINT, ROCKETMONEY, EMPOWER, SIMPLIFI, TILLER, QUICKEN, MONARCH, COUNTABOUT, YNAB, POCKETSMITH, And COPILOT.We Won't Even Hyperlink Them ... That Is How Much We Recommend Not To Waste Your Time. 🐈You Are Going To Revolutionize Your Income And Spending In Step #5 And Then Really Rock Out On Step #7. Hang In There Champ.

     


    One Day You Will No Longer Be Able To Work Either Physically Or Mentally, But You Will Still Be Alive. You Will Need To Either Have Money To Pay For Yourself, Married A Billionaire, Or Hope Government Pays For You. Let's Assume You Want To Pay For Yourself.
    You Can Do This The Easy Way Or Hard Way.Easy Way Is Save Money, Invest It, Make 5% Yearly Gains, And Have A Ton Of Money Later On. The Hard Way Is Just Saving Money.If Your Parents Put $1 In An Account, And Invested It Until You Turned Age 65 ... With 5% Interest ... You Would Have $23.84 ... By Doing Absolutely Nothing! 🇺🇸Do You Want $23.84 Dollars (Easy Way With Investing) Or $1 Dollar When You Can No Longer Work? Master Your Spending First, So You Can Find Leftover Cash, To Invest It, And Make $23.84 From Every $1 Dollar Today (Plus Or Minus Some Based On Your Age And Choices).
     


     

     

    Danger

    When Does This Get Hard?

     

    Step #5.

     

    Next Step Sucks. It Is Overwhelming, Scary, And Lots To Do. Absolutely Hardest Step For Die With A Dollar.Read It First, Then Just Do It.There Are No Serious Downsides (See Disclosure) ... But Incredibly Life Changing Upsides (See Outcomes).You Will Open Three (3) New Free Checking Accounts, Automate Your Cashflow, And Discover If You Actually Earn ( INCOME ) More Than You Spend ( BILLS  +  SPEND ).And If You Don't ... That Is Okay! System Allows You To Immediately Fix It, Versus Budgeting Apps That Make You Feel Like Sh*t.We Also Have Safety Pads So You Don't Accidentally F*ck Up Your Finances.Most People Give Up Here. Are You Like Most People?

     


    Let's Get To Step #5. You Estimated Your Monthly  INCOME ,  BILLS , and  SPEND  In Step #3 ... And Learned Why We Tackle Spending, Before Investing In Step #4.
    Now We Will Discover Your Actual Cashflow Numbers In Step #5.


    If You Are Single, Quick Comment And Then Move To Step #5.
    If You Are Not Married, You Should Absolutely Never Have Joint Bank Accounts. That Person Can Easily Empty Your Joint Banking Accounts (Or Credit Card), Run Away, With No Legal Outcome, Leaving You Broke.Understandably, You May Want To Have Joint Bank Accounts ... Because Marriage Isn't For You. Maybe You And Your Partner Have Been Hanging Out For 20+ Years. Also, Some USA States Won't Legally Let You Get Married Which Sucks. Understood. Just Be Highly Careful, Because There Is Simply No Legal Consequences If Sh*t Hits The Fan With Your Significant Other. Any Joint Account, They Can Empty And Walk Away. You Have Been Warned.Single People ... You Are Now Ready For Step #5.Married People ... Your Turn. Next Paragraph Talks About Team Sport For Finances. That Is You And Your Spouse. You Are In It Together.If You Are Married, You Are Legally Sharing Money With Another Person. Better Or Worse, Step #5 Requires You Both To Be On Board. Your Spouse Doesn't Need To Be 100% Into This System, But They Need To Be Mostly Into It.Step #5 Is Designed And Can Be Modified Easily To Address Many Hesitations / Concerns From Your Spouse.You Will Be Modifying Your Daily Spending Practices, Long Term Savings, And How You Pay Bills (Slightly). You Will Change What Debit / Credit Cards Go In Your Wallet, Where Money Is Stored, And Auto-Transferring Your Income(s) To Single Bank Account.You Are Going To Gain Control Of Your Finances. Most Hesitations / Concerns Arise Due To Lack Of Control From Your Spouse ... Their Money Is Moving Around! Scary! Be Patience. Ask Them To Read The Website And Goals.Single Biggest Concern Is Having Joint Banking Accounts, If You Don't Already. See Danger Box Below For Details.There Are Options To Still Have "Separate" Personal Checking Accounts In Step #5 ... But Everything Else Is Very Co-Mingled.
     


     

     

    Danger

    Should I Have Joint Banking Accounts With My Married Spouse?

     

    Yes.

     

    If You Get Divorced, Your Money Gets Split 50% / 50%. Every USA State Is Different For Percentages (Maybe 40% / 60%) And Depends On Kids Too. 🐈Step #5 Includes Options To Still Have (Some) Split Checking Accounts, For Personal Security Reasons ... Basically In Case You Think Your Spouse Is Going To Empty Every Bank Account, And Then Run Away With A Divorce. 🐈Your Life. Your Rules. If Everything Gets Split 50/50 In A Future Divorce (Including Your Retirement Accounts) ... It Is F*cking Untrustworthy To Intentionally Separate Your Married Bank Accounts.There Are Edge-Case Examples For Taxes Where This May Make Sense, Or Full Human Brain Emotional Reasons (We Are Not Robots) To Keep Finances Split.Either Way, Step #5 Will Join 90%+ Of You And Your Married Spouse Bank Accounts ... With Option And Security To Have 1x Separate Account Each, In Case Your Spouse Runs Aways With All Your Joint Money.

     


    Now We Can Move To Step #5.
     

     

    Step 5

    Open New Checking Accounts.

    Action:         60 Minutes + 30 Days

     


    This Big Step Requires Quick Overview To Understand Your Start And Finish Line.
    Overview

    • Open Three (3) New Free Checking Accounts.

    • Call Them  INCOME ,  BILLS , And SPEND.

    • Wait For Debit Cards To Get Mailed To You.

    • Remember These Accounts Will Be Joint Checking Accounts For You And Your Spouse (If Married)

    • Setup  INCOME  Account By Putting All Your Cash And Income (Paychecks) Into This Account ... Including Telling Your Employer To Deposit Auto-Checks To The New  INCOME  Account (Pain In The *ss).

    • Setup  BILLS  Account By Having All Your Bills (Like Mortgage, Electricity, Internet) Paid Through This Account ... Hopefully Automatically

    • Setup  SPEND  Account By Only Using This Debit Card For Purchase (Non-Bills) Including Groceries, Gas, Amazon, And Home Supplies.

    • Check Back To Step #3 For Your Rough Estimates On  INCOME ,  BILLS , And  SPEND .

    • Confirm Your  INCOME  Checking Account Has More Money (~$6100 Example/Month) Than Your  BILLS  (~$4000 Example/Month) + Your  SPEND  (~$2000 Example/Month) ... So You Don't Overdraft Anything.

    • Turn Off "Allow Autodrafting" (Naming Depends On Bank) ... To Ensure Your Bank Accounts Will Not Overdraft (i.e. Let You Go Negative)

    • Setup Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  To  BILLS  Every First Day Of The Month

    • Setup Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  To  SPEND  Every First Day Of The Month

    • Confirm Everything Is Ready To Go Before End Of Month, And All Steps Above Are Completed (~July 31st Example)

    • Check Auto-Transfer  INCOME  To  BILLS  Went Through On First Day Of The Month (~August 1)

    • Check Auto-Transfer  INCOME  To  SPENDs Went Through On First Day Of The Month (~August 1)

    • Relax ... All Your  BILLS  Should Autopay Themselves This Month (~August 1 To ~August 30)

    • Relax ... Buy Whatever You Want ... Only On The  SPEND  Debit Card ... Triple Caramel Frappuccino Every Day Please!

    • Be Careful For End Of The Month Overspending On Both  BILLS  And  SPEND !

    • Prepare For Next Month, Making Sure  INCOME  Has Enough Money To Autotransfer To  BILLS  And  SPEND  On First Day Of Next Month (~September 1).

    • Begin To Question Flaws In The System ... Like Emergency Savings, Long Term Saving Goals (i.e. Jetski Fund), And Random Yearly Expenses Like Car Registration ... They Will Get Fixed In Step #7 And Step #8.

    • Rinse And Repeat Forever.

    End.That Is The Simple Version. Let's Actually Go Do This Now, Along With Lots Of Tips And Tricks.
     


     

     

    Danger

    Will Opening New Checking Accounts Hurt My Credit Score?

     

    No.

     

    This Will Not Impact Your Credit Score. Both USA Government 🇺🇸 And Reddit 🐈 Say Nothing Happens.Related Warning For Those Buying A New House Soon.You Must Start Die With A Dollar If You Are Buying A House, Because May Be Biggest Purchase Of Your Life. You Are Nuts To Commit 30 Years Of Your Life (Even 7 Years To Maybe Breakeven) Before Doing This Process.But! If You Already Picked Out The House, Buying Something Tomorrow, Then Don't Start This Process. It (Still) Won't Hurt Your Credit Score ... However It Will Just Cause You Headaches On Your Final Paperwork, Your Mortgage Provider Will Want Tons Of Extra Paperwork, Because They Will Freak Out About Huge Changes In Your Finances.Fun Fact. You Want Huge Changes. You Just Don't Know It Yet.

     

     

    This Will Take You About 30-90 Days ... Which Sucks. Why?First Is Banks And Your Employer Are Slow At Making Financial Changes, Shipping Debit Cards, And Setting Stuff Up.  It Just Takes Time.Second, You Need To Actually Spend Money, Track Down Surprise Bills You Forgot About, And Discover Some Small But Incredibly Important Flaws In Our Current Three (3) Account System ... We Will Tell You Them Now, But You Won't Understand.You Actually Need 10-20x Total Free Checking Accounts. Dead Serious. But You Are Not Ready Yet. You Absolutely Want To Start Simple With Just Three (3) Accounts. If You Can't Do 3x Accounts, You Definitely Cannot Handle 17x Accounts In Step #7 And Step #8.Just Do Our 3x Account System Below For The Next 30-90 Days. Then Graduate To ~17x Accounts Later. You Will Thank Us.We Will Open This Door Again In Step #5 (Q) Below.You Ready To Transform Your World?

    1. Open Three (3) Checking Accounts
      🕒 60 Minutes
      🗓️ July 1

    • Pick Any Bank You Want.

    • Open Three (3) New Free Checking Accounts .

    • Don't Use Existing Accounts.

    • Put Minimum Required Money In Them (~$20 Each).

    • Label Them  INCOME ,  BILLS , And SPEND.


     

     

    Tip

    What High Yield Interest Checking Account Should I Pick?

     

    Doesn't F*cking Matter.


    Don't Worry About Interest Rates. It Will Just Slow You Down Today. Do It Later. Best Interest Goal Is ~5%. 🐈 Make Sure They Are 100% Free Checking Accounts. No Hidden Fees. No Withdrawal Fees. No Automatic Deposit Fees.Looking For List Of Banks? Ally, Chase, Discover, Allianz, Or Local "Credit Union" Are Easy Options. 🐈 Ally Gets Lots Of Internet Points. 🐈. Ultimately All Of Them Have Some Issues ... Don't Crash Your Progress By Analyzing Banks.Very Important! Make Sure You Get Physical Debit Cards. You Will Be Using Them In Step #6.

     

    1. Get Your Three (3) New Debit Cards In Physical Mail
      🕒 1 - 7 Business Days
      🗓️ July 2-8

    • You Need Physical Debit Cards To Move Forward.

    • Banks Are Slow At Mailing You Cards.

    • Go Faster By Walking Into Physical Bank And They Can Sometimes Print Debit Cards On The Spot Within 15 Minutes.

    • Activate Cards Via Phone When They Arrive.

    • Find A Black Sharpie.

    • Write  INCOME ,  BILLS , And  SPEND  In Black Sharpie On Each Card.

    1. Setup Your New  INCOME  Account.
      🕒 1 - 10 Business Days
      🗓️ July 9-19

    • Deposit All Your Money From Every Other Non-Retirement Account Here.

    • Do Not Put Existing Retirement Money Here Like Your 401K, IRAs, And HSA.

    • Move All Money Into This Account From Every Other Account Including Your Emergency Fund.

    • You Want All Your Cash In Single Location.

    • Request Your Employer Start Auto-Depositing Your Paychecks Here (If Applicable) ... Can Take Long Time For Company To Do It (1-10 Business Days)


     

     

    Tip

    How To Speed Up My Employer Request To Auto-Transfer My Paycheck To New  INCOME  Account?

     

    Tell Them Old Account Is Closed.


    Tell Your Finance And/or Human Resources That Your Old Bank Account No Longer Exists ... This Will Expedite Your Request, Dramatically.Your Company Will Take Weeks To Process These Types Of Requests, And You Want It Tomorrow.Your Employer Will Quickly "Figure It Out."

     

    1. Setup New  BILLS  Account.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 20

    • Review Your Bill Providers From Step #3.

    • Login To Each Bill Provider Online Website.

    • Setup Payment Autopay Starting Next Month (i.e. August) On Day 5-10 (i.e. August 5-10).

    • Use Your Debit Card To Set This Up ... Easier And Faster Than Routing Numbers.

    • You Want Auto-Pay, Otherwise You Will Need To Remember To Pay Each Bill Next Month Manually

    • Pay Any Open Bills Now For This Month (i.e. July).

    • Confirm Your New Billing Date Is Beginning Of The Month (i.e. August 3-5) Because You Want All Bills Paid (If Possible) At Beginning To Middle Of Month.


     

     

    Danger

    What To Do About Bills With Outstanding Balance (Cannot Pay Off In Full To Zero $0)?

     

    Stay The Course.

     

    Lots People Have Bills Where They Are Making Minimum Payments. Just Keep Doing What You Are Doing.Electric Bill With $300 Balance And Minimum Payment $200 ... Pay Whatever You Paid Last Month!Credit Card With $1000 Balance And Minimum Payment Is $47 ... Pay Whatever You Paid Last Month!Student Loan With $50,000 Balance and Minimum Payment Is $659 ... Pay Whatever You Paid Last Month!Let's Get System Working And Then Talk About Paying Off These Debts/Loans.

     

    1. Setup New  SPEND  Account.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 21

    • You Will Use Only 1x Debit Card Labeled  SPEND  Next Month For All Non-Bill Purchases.

    • That Is Correct ... No Credit Cards, No Store Branded Rewards Credit Cards (i.e. Target/Walmart), And No Gift Cards.

    • That Includes All Online Purchases Too!

    • You Will Literally Only Buy Sh*t Next Month On Your Cheap Looking, Plastic  SPEND  Debit Card.


     

     

    Tip

    Do You Have Multiple People Wanting To Use Same  SPEND  Debit Card For Daily Spending?

     

    Easy.


    Call Your Bank, Ask Them For A "Duplicate Card" With Same 16x Numbers. Depends On The Bank. They May So "No" For Fraud Reasons.Next Best Option Is A Second Debit Card (With Different Front 16x Numbers). Goal Is To Have Money Get Reduced All From Same  SPEND  Account. You Will Request "Adding An Authorized User." 🐈Remember ... You And Your Spouse Could Share 1x Card. Retailers Don't Check First/Last Name On Cards. If You Or Your Spouse Hit An Issue During Swiping, Just Whip Out  CREDIT  Card ... And Immediately Pay It Off That Afternoon.

     

    1. Setup New  CREDIT  Account.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 22

    • Only Buying Stuff (Besides  BILLS ) On  SPEND  Account Starting Next Month

    • But ... Want Backup Spending Card, If We Have Issues With Our  SPEND  Debit Card

    • Pick Your Favorite Credit Card (If You Have Multiple)

    • This Is Now Your  CREDIT  Account

    • Take Black Sharpie And Write "CREDIT" On The Card Plus "Emergency Use Only"

    • Close All Other Credit Cards

    • Optional: If You Don't Have Credit Card, Get One ... Doesn't Matter Which Bank And Maximum Limit Doesn't Matter, Only Used For 24 Hour Emergencies Or Errors Or Extremely High Risk Purchases (Buying Sh*t From Non-Trusty Sources)

    • Repack Your Wallet With Just 3x Cards ... Your Personal ID (i.e. Drivers License), Your  SPEND  Debit Card, And 1x Credit Card For Accidents / Emergencies Only.

    • This Credit Card Is Now Called  CREDIT  And Will Only Use If We F*ck Things Up ... Which You Probably Will Do, But That Is Okay!

    1. Remove All Existing Credit/Debit Cards From Your Online Shopping Websites.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 23

    • Easy But Takes Some Time

    • Delete All Old Saved Payment Options In Your Online Shopping Websites Including Amazon

    • Check Your "Wallet" App (Mac/iPhone), "Google Payment" (PC/Android), And Any Other Places

    • Shocking How Many People Have Your 16x Credit Card Numbers

    1. Get Rough Estimate Numbers From Step #3 For  INCOME ,  BILLS , And  SPEND .
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 24

    • You Already Have Numbers

    • Go Check Your Spreadsheet

    • Check Your  INCOME  (~$6100 / Example)

    • Check Your  BILLS  (~$4000 / Example)

    • Check Your  SPEND  (~$2000 / Example)

    1. Confirm  INCOME  Will Have More Money Than  BILLS  +  SPEND  At End Of Month (~July 31)
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 25

    • You Will Be Setting Up Auto-Transfers Next Step From  INCOME  To  BILLS 

    • You Will Be Setting Up Auto-Transfer Next Step From  INCOME  To  SPEND 

    • Make Sure You Won't Overdraft When Your Auto-Transfers Start Next Month (August 1)

    • Therefore You Are Good ($6100 - $4000 - $2000 = $100)

    • If $100 Is Negative, Pause And Don't Move Forward ... Your Spending Is Higher Than Your Income, And This System Won't Work For You

    1. Setup Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  To  BILLS 
      🕒 1 Business Days
      🗓️ July 26

    • Every Month On Day 1 (August 1), Our Bank Will Automatically Transfer Money ($4000 / Example) From  INCOME  To  BILLS 

    • Go Set That Up Now

    • Make Sure Auto-Transfer Is Repeating For Each Month

    1. Setup Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  To  SPEND 
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 27

    • Every Month On Day 1 (August 1), Our Bank Will Automatically Transfer Money ($2000 / Example) From  INCOME  To  SPEND 

    • Go Set That Up Now

    • Make Sure Auto-Transfer Is Repeating For Each Month

    1. Turn Off Autodraft
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 28

    • Login Into Your Bank Or Go In-Person

    • Setup Your  INCOME ,  BILLS , And  SPEND  Accounts So They Do Not Allow You To Overdraft (i.e. Let You Go Negative)

    • If Your  SPEND  Account Has $30 Left And You Swipe For $50 Restaurant Meal ... You Will Get Declined. Good!

    • If (When) This Happens, You Are Okay! Pull Out Your Emergency Use  CREDIT  Card And Pay For The Meal

    • It Will 50/50 Happen And Actually Make You Stop, Think, And Reflect On Your Purchases!


     

     

    Danger

    What Happens If I Miss  BILLS  Payment?!

     

    Nothing.

     

    Surprise! Terrified You Miss An Electric Bill Payment And Your Lights Get Turned Off? They Won't.Ideally, You Did Your Homework, Looked Up All Your Bills, And Set Them Up To Autopay.Mistakes Happen. Maybe You Forgot About Paying Your Winter Boat Storage Facility Guy (Wow, Good For You) ... They Are Not Going To Burn Your Boat.Catch It, Fix It, And Move On! And Your Credit Score ... You Will Be Fine.

     

    1. Confirm You Are Ready For Upcoming Month.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ July 28

    • Double Check Everything Is Good To Go, Making Sure Not To Overdraft Accounts During Auto-Transfers (Fees)

    • Does  INCOME  Have Enough Money To Cover Two (2) Auto-Transfers To  BILLS  And  SPEND ?

    • Have You Started Getting Your Paychecks Automatically Deposited Into Your  INCOME  Account? ... If Not, Just Make Sure They Will Next Month

    • Are All Your Bills Setup Online To Automatically Get Paid. By  BILLS  Next Month?

    • Are You Ready To Only Spend Month Using Your  SPEND  Debit Card?

    • Did You Delete Your Old Checking Account And Credit Card Account Information From Your Online Shopping Websites?

    • Is Your Wallet Setup Only To Carry Your ID (Driver's License),  SPEND  (Debit Card), And  CREDIT  (Credit Card)?

    • If Married, Does Your Spouse Also Setup With Only Three (3) Same Cards?

    • If Married, Does Your Spouse Have Their Duplicate  SPEND  Debit Card (Pulls/Links To Same Single  SPEND  Checking Account)?


     

     

    Tip

    Are You Ready To Spend Less Than Your Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  To  SPEND  Next Month ($2000 / Example)?

     

    Yes.


    This Is Not A Budget. Budgets Fail. You Are Not A Failure.Remember? That $2000 (Example Only) Was What You Normally Spend Each Month. You Picked It Out In Step #3!You Have $2000 To Spend Next Month For All Your Food, Gas, Restaurants, Liquor, Movies, Amazon, And New Pair Of Shoes!Step Back. Reflect. It Was Enough Last Month, Make It Enough This Month.Tip. Try To Go Easy On Your Spending In The Beginning Of The Month. Push Out Gas Refill Until Tank Empty. Push Out Your Huge Costco Run Until Day 15.It Feels Awesome To Have Cash At End Of The Month!

     

     


     

    1. Let's Do This!
      🕒 30 Business Days
      🗓️ August 1-30

    • Everything Should Be Up At Running

    • Day 1 (August 1) ... Go Check Your Auto-Transfer  INCOME  To  BILLS  Went Through

    • Day 1 (August 1) ... Go Check Your Auto-Transfer  INCOME  To  SPEND  Went Through

    • Relax ... All Your  BILLS  Should Automatically Get Paid

    • Relax ... Buy Whatever You Want On  SPEND  Including That Triple Frappuccino Every Day!

    • Remember ... Only Use Your  SPEND  Debit Card All Month For Daily Swiping And Online Purchases


     

     

    Danger

    Why Did My Bank Auto-Transfer Money On August 3, Instead Of August 1?

     

    Banks Suck.

     

    Some Banks Will Not Transfer Money On Exactly August 1st ... If August 1st Is Weekend Or Holiday. Seriously?!This Is Why Our  BILLS  Is Setup To Pay People Starting August 5 ... Just In Case Transfers Don't Happen Until August 2-4.Same Story With SPEND Account, However You Have Full Control Over Your Daily Spending ... And Will Just Need To Wait One More Day If You Blew Through All Your Cash For The Month.

     

    1. Watch Out For Overspending.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ August 25

    • Be Careful For End Of The Month Overspending On Both  BILLS  And  SPEND 

    • This Is The Magic!

    • You Actually Care About Your Spending Now, Because You Literally Don't Have More Money In Your Checking Accounts!

    • This Is Key Difference Between Budgets, Budget Apps, And Credit Cards ... Human Brain Just Says F*ck It, Need Another Triple Caramel Frappuccino Even Though There Is No More Money ... Boom, Credit Card

    • This System Is Built For Success

    1. Prepare For Next Month.
      🕒 1 Business Day
      🗓️ August 28

    • Having Fun Yet? Let's Do It Again Next Month

    • Check ...  INCOME  Account Is Receiving Your Paychecks

    • Check ...  INCOME  Account Has Enough Money (~$6100 / Example) To Cover Two (2) Auto-Transfers On September 1 For  BILLS  ($4000 / Example) And  SPEND  ($2000 / Example)

    • Check ... That Your  BILLS  Actually Got Paid

    • Tweak Auto-Transfer Amounts If Necessary

    1. Question The System, Improve The System.
      🕒 1 Business Days
      🗓️ October 1

    • Starting To Find Flaws In The Systems!?

    • How Do Your Emergency Fund Savings Work?

    • How Do Your Long Term Savings Goals For Vacation Work?

    • How Do You Pay For Random Sh*t Bills Like Car Registrations, Property Taxes, And Out Of Pocket Kid Braces?

    • These Will All Get Fixed Next ... And You Are Now Setup To Handle These "Random" Expenses Easily And Automatically


     

     

    Danger

    Should I Close My Old Bank Accounts And Old Credit Card Accounts?

     

    Yes.

     

    You Will No Longer Need Your Old Checking, Savings, And Credit Card Accounts (Except For 1x  CREDIT  Account).Make Sure You Are Cool With System, And Then Go Close Them.This Does Not Include Retirement Accounts (401K, IRAS, HSA, And More)! We Haven't Talked About These Yet. Don't Worry If These Words Don't Make Sense Yet Either. They Will Soon.

     

    1. Rinse And Repeat.
      🕒 Forever
      🗓️ September 1-30

    • You Are Completely On Auto-Pilot Now

    • You Work, Money Comes In, And Your Banking Automatically Pays You And All Your Bills

    • Keep Going And Over Time, You Will Get Real Monthly Numbers For Your Income, Bills, And Spending

    • We Will Upgrade This System In Step #6 And Step #7 With More Checking Accounts To Address Emergency Fund, Long Term Savings, And Random Expenses Like Car Registration

    You Did It!Only 10% Website Visitors Completed Step #5 According To Google Website Analytic Tools. Congratulations.That Sucked ... Like Running Up A Mountain. Now You Are At The Top. Seriously, Everything After This Is Fun.You Have Built Financial Foundation That Will Be Upgraded Now, So You Don't Need To Worry About Cashflow. Plus We Will Setup Emergency Funds And Long Term Goal Savings.Then It Gets Really Fun ... And We Dive Into Investing.
     

     

    Step 6

    Improve Your Cash Surplus.

    Math:         15 Minutes

     


    Look Over Your Last Few Months Using System. Need To Make Sure You Actually Have Leftover Cash (Surplus) Each Month Before Investing.
    Does Your  INCOME  Exceed Your  BILLS  +  SPEND ?What Is Your Cash Surplus (Leftover Cash) From Above Calculation?If Yes, Let's Move On To Step #7, Where We Fix Issues With Our System With More Free Checking Accounts.If No, That Is Okay. Here Are Quick Ideas. You Can Still Move To Step #7. But Really Start Thinking How You Will Fix This.These Ideas Are Listed Easiest To Hardest, Based On Actual Human Habits And What Will Actually Move The Cash Surplus Needle.

    • Easy

    • Make More  INCOME 

    • Get Second Job

    • Get Higher Paying Job

    • Sounds Hard Yet Fastest Way To Truly Make Cash Surplus Difference In Your Life

    • Every Option After This May Seem Easier, But Actually Doesn't Change Much And Doesn't Last ... You Have Been Warned

    • Medium

    • Remove Your  BILLS 

    • Reducing Your Monthly Bills Is Hard, That Is Why We Want To Remove Them

    • Turning Off Every Lightbulb Every Day Is Not Going To Save You Tons Of Money, Let's Focus On More Impactful Areas

    • Biggest Impact Is Downgrading That Fancy *ss Car Lease ... And Don't Say It Is For Safety, Last Years Model Is Just As Safe, Your Real Issue Is That It Is Difficult To Drop Leases 🐈

    • Small Ideas Are Turning Off Streaming Services (Netflix, Disney), Buying Your Own Internet Modem (No Internet Rental Fees) And Future Stuff Like Not Upgrading To Newest iPhone Next Year (Recurring Monthly Payments)

    • Hard

    • Change Your  SPEND 

    • Changing Your Spending Habits Just Fails, All The Time, And Is Nearly Impossible With Married/Spouse Too Because Two People Are Trying To Change Difficult Habits

    • Only Thing That Changes Spending Is Loss Of A Job, Huge Medical Bills, And Other Real World Limiting Factors

    • That Is Why "Not Buying Triple Frappuccino" Doesn't Work ... And Won't Fix Your Cashflow

    • Checkout This Audiobook "Power Of Habit" By Charles Duhigg Using Free Library App Like Overdrive Or Libby 🐈

    • You Are Not A Robot ... You Are Human With Crazy Impulses And Emotions

    • Amount Of Willpower Required To Change Your  SPEND  Is Not Long Term Successful And Will Make You Feel Like Sh*t

    • Some Less-Hard  SPEND  Changes Including Turning Off Amazon Prime (And Waiting 24 Hours Before Ever Buying Stuff), Buy Cheaper Food At Restaurants, Wear Clothes You Already Own, And Buy Cheaper Liquor

    • These Less-Hard Changes Can Strip ~$100 / Month Off Your  SPEND  Which Will Help

    • Focus Your Energy On  INCOME  And  BILLS  For Real, Long Term Sustainable Changes

    • When You Make Those  INCOME  And  BILLS  Changes, Do Not Have Lifestyle Creep (i.e. Increase  SPEND ) 🐈

    Let's Go Open 17+ Free Checking Accounts To Upgrade Our Monthly Cashflow System, To A Ruggized Unbreakable Lifelong Cashflow System.This Will Actually Be Fun ... Because You Are Taking Control.
     

     

    Step 7

    Break Our Cashflow System.

    Read:         2 Minutes

     


    Have You Discovered The Long Term Issues With This 3x Free Checking Account System? Hint: Already Told You In Step #3.

    • Problems

    • How Do I Pay For Random Non-Monthly Expenses?

    • How Do I Save For Emergencies?

    • How Do I Save For Long Term Needs?

    • How Do I Save For Short Term Dreams?

    • How Do I Save For Medium Term Dreams?

    • How Do I Save For Long Term Dreams?

    • How Do I Invest For Retirement?

    • How Do I Handle Extra Money?

    • Solution

    • Expand From 3x Free Checking Accounts To 17+ Free Checking Accounts

    More Free Checking Accounts!? Yes. Super Easy. All Hard Work Is Done Already In Previous Steps. Now We Just Tweak And Upgrade.We Will Open Actual Accounts In Next Step #8. Right Now, Let's Think About What New Accounts We Actually Need.

    • Quick List

    •  INCOME  - Keep It.

    •  BILLS  - Keep And Tweak It.

    •  SPEND  - Keep It.
       

    •  INVEST  - Definitely Add It.

    •  EMERGENCY  - Definitely Add It.

    •  INSURANCE  - Definitely Add It.

    •  TAXES  - Definitely Add It.

    •  DREAM1-SMALL  - Definitely Add It.

    •  DREAM2-MEDIUM  - Definitely Add It.

    •  DREAM3-LARGE  - Definitely Add It.

    •  LEFTOVERS  - Definitely Add It.
       

    •  LOANS  - Optional.

    •  CAR  - Optional.

    •  TRAVEL  - Optional.

    •  RENOVATIONS  - Optional.

    •  CHILDCARE  - Optional.

    •  FITNESS  - Optional.

    •  HOLIDAYS  - Optional.

    •  GIFTS  - Optional.

    •  DONATE  - Optional.

    •  WORK  - Optional.

    •  PET  - Optional.

    •  ADULT-YOU  - Optional.

    •  ADULT-SPOUSE  - Optional.

    •  KID1  - Optional.

    •  KID2  - Optional.

    •  KID3  - Optional.

    Skip To Step #8 If You Are Good. Detailed List With More Information And Example Dollars Found Below.Remember.  INCOME  Is Where Income Always Goes First. Then  INCOME  "Pays" All Other Accounts Like  BILLS ,  SPEND ,  INVEST , And  EMERGENCY  By Auto-Transfer On First Day Of Each Month (i.e. August 1).

    • Detailed List

    •  INCOME  - Keep It.
      + $6100 / Month
      Deposited By Employer (~Weekly)
      [ Pays All Other Accounts ]
      All Cash Coming Into Your Life Gets Deposited Here First. Then This Account Pays All Other Accounts By Auto-Transfer On First Day Of Each Month (August 1).

    • Income

    • Your Paycheck After Taxes, Benefits, And Currently Active Retirement Contributions To Employer Plan (Will Fix In Later Step)

    • Spouse Paycheck After Taxes, Benefits, And Currently Active Retirement Contributions To Employer Plan (Will Fix In Later Step)

    • Tax Refund Checks

    • Bonuses

    • Birthday Cash

    • Unemployment Checks

    • Selling Sh*t On Facebook Marketplace Cash

    • Future Investment Payouts

    • Social Security Paycheck (Age 62+)

    • Finding $300 On Street

    • ... Any Cash Laying From Old Checking Accounts, Savings Accounts, And Whatever Other Cash Should Go Here Including Existing Emergency Funds
       

    •  BILLS  - Keep And Tweak It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Similar, Keeping All Bills From Earlier But Removing Insurances Like Car Insurance, Home Insurance (Unless Bundled With Your Mortgage Payment), Life Insurance, And/or Accidentally Death Disability (AD&D) Insurance ... Over Estimate So You Never Go Negative On This Account.

    • Mortgage

    • Rent

    • Water/Sewer

    • Electricity (Power)

    • Gas (Heating)

    • Trash

    • Cell Phone

    • Internet

    • Cable

    • Netflix

    • Amazon Prime

    • Xbox / Playstation Online

    • ... Any Other Subscriptions

    • ... Insurance Moving To Separate Account
       

    •  SPEND  - Keep It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      No Changes, Daily Debit Card For Swiping Everything.

    • Groceries

    • Gas

    • Liquor

    • Restaurants

    • Home Supplies

    • Amazon Sh*t

    • Clothes

    • Diapers

    • Video Games

    • ... Any Online Shopping

    • ... Pet Stuff Moving To New Account
       

    •  INVEST  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! All Investments Will Eventually Make It Here, For Now Mostly Placeholder That Will Be Used Soon!

    • Additional Retirement Contribution (401K/403B) Outside Work

    • Individual Retirement Account (IRA) Contributions

    • Health Savings Account (HSA) Contributions

    • Educational 529 Plan Contributions

    • Brokerage Account Contributions

    • Additional Mortgage Payments

    • ... And Don't Worry About Understanding These Different Investment Accounts Yet! (401K, 403B, IRA, Roth Variants, HSA, FSA, 529 Plan)

    • ... All Will Get Defined In Detail In Later Steps
       

    •  EMERGENCY  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Emergency Fund For When Sh*t Hits The Fan ... Lump Sum Amount Of Cash (That Will Get Invested Later) That Shields You From Unexpected Expenses And/or Losing Your Job Tomorrow ... One Of Your Most Important Accounts ... Total Amount Saved Discussed In Future Step.

    • Surprise Job Loss

    • Surprise Random Bills

    • Surprise Medical Bills

    • ... And Add Lots Money Here If No Health Savings Account (HSA) Option Because This Account Will Be Required To Pay All Medical Bills

    • ... Does Not Include Car Repairs Because New  CAR  Account Will Pay Surprise Flat Tires, Oil Changes, And Car Registration Fees (Not Gas)
       

    •  INSURANCE  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! Separate Insurance From Normal Bills Because Insurance Varies Throughout Life And More "Optional" Versus Bills Which Are More "Fixed."

    • Medical Insurance

    • Dental Insurance

    • Vision Insurance

    • Life Insurance

    • Accidental Death And Disability (AD&D) Insurance

    • Short Term Disability Insurance

    • Long Term Disability Insurance

    • Boat Insurance (Lucky!)

    • Jewelry Insurance

    • COBRA Insurance

    • Home Insurance

    • *... Alternative Option Is Paying Home Insurance Included In Mortgage Payment Which Comes From  BILLS  Account Already *

    • Car Insurance

    • ... Alternative Option Is Paying Car Insurance Payments From  CAR  Account However Easier To Put Here So You Can "Bundle And Save" With Insurance Providers

    • ... And If Employer (Off Your Paycheck) Or Government Help Pay For These Items, Then Cost ($0+)
       

    •  TAXES  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! Used For 2x Reasons. First If You Make Money From Investments, You Will Need To Pay Taxes Later On It ... Put That Tax "Set Aside" Here, Think "Capital Gains Tax" (Defined Later). Second Is For Independent Contracts, Self-Employed, Sole Proprietors, And Many More People (1099-MISC, 1040 Tax Forms) ... Need A Place To "Set Aside" Their Quarterly Tax Payments.

    • Set-Aside For Investment Gain Taxes (Capital Gains Tax)

    • Set-Aside For Income Taxes (Independent Contractors Like Realtors) 🇺🇸

    • ...And Yes Everyone Needs It Since We Want To Make Investment Gains, Paying Taxes Means We Made Money From Investing!
       

    •  DREAM1-SMALL  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! Retirement Starts Today. Details Coming In Future Steps, But You Setup Now. Idea Is Saving Money Every Month Towards Your Dreams! This Account Is For Small Dreams, Whatever That Means To You. Also Called Our "JETSKI FUND" ... When Opening It, Rename With Your Dream!

    • New Jetski

    • New Purse

    • New Furniture

    • New Jewelry

    • New Smartphone

    • ... And Yes, This Is Splurge Purchase, You Want New iPhone 16 Pro, You Can Live With Used $100 iPhone 10

    • ... And Maybe Huge Vacation However Recommend You Set This Up In Optional  TRAVEL  Account Instead

    • ... Depends On Your Income And Other Priorities, Target Under $10,000 (Example)
       

    •  DREAM2-MEDIUM  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! Retirement Starts Today. Same Story, Just Bigger Dream Whatever That Means For You. Also Called Our "FERRARI FUND" ... When Opening It, Rename With Your Dream!

    • New Ferrari

    • New Remodel

    • New Timeshare (Don't)

    • New Land

    • New Motorhome

    • ... And Fancy Car Is Just Fun And Not Daily Driver, Setup Optional  CAR  Account For Replacement Vehicle

    • ... Depends On Your Income And Other Priorities, Target Under $100,000 (Example)
       

    •  DREAM3-LARGE  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! Retirement Starts Today. Same Story, Just Biggest Dream Whatever That Means For You. Also Called Our "LODGE FUND" ... When Opening It, Rename With Your Dream!

    • New Home (Ski Lodge)

    • New Airplane

    • New Yacht

    • ... Depends On Your Income And Other Priorities, Target Under $1,000,000 (Example)
       

    •  LEFTOVERS  - Add It.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      New! Super Important Account ... This Is Our Slush Fund, Where We Put Leftover Cash, Read List Below For More Context, Very Nuanced But Unbeleivably Useful.

    • Move Extra  BILLS  Money As It Builds Up Over Time ... We Always Overestimate Auto-Transfer Amount From  INCOME  To  BILLS  To Ensure We Pay Our Bills, However Extra Money Piles Up Over Time, Move That Here Whenever Feeling Comfortable

    • Move Unused  SPEND  Money From Last Month, Little Reward For Not Overspending Your Swipes!

    • Save Yourself If You Must Overspend This Month, By Manually Transferring Money From  LEFTOVERS  To  SPEND 

    • F*cked Up Your Math Somewhere By $100 Bucks ... Save Yourself By Moving Money Into Your Mistake Area

    • Move Extra  INCOME  Money As It Builds Up Over Time ... Ideally Auto-Transfer All Money From  INCOME  To Other Accounts Every Month Within $5 ... Yet Sometimes Bonuses, Birthday Cash, And Other Income Increases Income That Month ... Move That Extra Cash Here

    • This Account Is Your Slush Fund!

    • You Can Do Whatever You Want With Extra Money Including Adding More Money To  INVEST , Accelerate Your  DREAM  Accounts, Or Add Little Money To Other Accounts That Need Your Attention
       

    •  LOANS  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Hopefully Unnecessary But Need It If You Have Any Loans.

    • Student Loan Payment

    • Credit Card Payment

    • Personal Loan Payment

    • Payday Loan Payment

    • Medical Loan Payment

    • Debt Consolidation Payment

    • Car Lease Payment

    • Car Loan Payment

    • Mortgage Loan Payment (Not Recommended)

    • ... But Recommend Paying Mortgage Loan With  BILLS  Account Because Home Is Your "Shelter", Very Different From All Other Loans

    • ... And Will Discuss  LOANS  In Later Step, As Incredibly Challenging Area, Including Priority Order For Loan Payments And Investing Long Term For Retirement
       

    •  CAR  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Tricky Account. Car Stuff Is Easy To Put Into Multiple Accounts. Recommendations Are Below. Use This Calculator To Determine To Lease Car Or Buy Car (Loan Or With Cash) 🐈

    • Car Maintenance

    • Car Repairs

    • Car Purchase ... Buy Your Next Car In Cash, By Saving Money Every Month ... Estimate Monthly Amount By Taking Total Car Cost Including All Taxes ($30,000 Example), Decide How Often To Replace Car (Every 7 Years), Convert That Time In Years To Months (7 x 12 = 84 Months), And Then Divide Cost By Months ($30,000 / 84 = $358) For Your Monthly Saving Amount ($358 / Month)

    • Car Insurance (Not Recommended) ... Use  INSURANCE  Account Instead

    • Car Lease Payment (Not Recommended) ... Use  LOANS  Account Instead

    • Car Loan Payment (Not Recommended) ... Use  LOANS  Account Instead
       

    •  TRAVEL  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Fun Account! If Traveling Frequently Is Important, Then Let's Save Money Every Month To Travel Often.

    • Fun Vacations

    • Family Trips

    • Big Cruises

    • World Travel

    • ... And Any Other Expenses Charged When On Travel (Don't Use  SPEND  Account)
       

    •  RENOVATIONS  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Great Account For Remodeling Your Home And Backyard Beyond Normal Maintenance Costs.

    • New Carpet

    • New Appliances

    • New Kitchen

    • New Landscaping

    • New Basement

    • ... And Save Little Money Every Month For Your Home Renovation Efforts
       

    •  CHILDCARE  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Single Account For Kid Focused Spending Like Daycare, Camps, And Sporting Activities.

    • Daycare

    • Camps

    • Music Lessons

    • Sports Teams

    • Activities

    • ... And Recommend Not Using This Account For Kid Back To School Supplies (Use  SPEND )

    • ... And Recommend Not Using This Account For Kid 529 Plans (Use  INVEST )

    • ... And Recommend Not Using This Account For Kid Allowances (Use  KID1 ,  KID2 , And  KID3 )
       

    •  FITNESS  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Really Optional Depending On Relationship With Gym Memberships.

    • Gym Membership (If On And Off Relationship)

    • Exercise Classes

    • Sporting Leagues

    • ... And If You Been Going To Gym, Paying Fees Every Month For Past 5 Years, Just Treat It As Monthly Bill And Use  BILLS  Account
       

    •  HOLIDAY  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Tricky Account. Goal Here Is End Of Year Holidays Destory Our Spending, And Want To Get This Under Control, By Saving Money Every Month Instead Of Crazy Year End Figuring It Out.

    • Birthdays

    • Anniversaries

    • Thanksgiving

    • Hanukkah

    • Christmas

    • Kwanzaa

    • New Years Eve

    • Chinese New Year

    • ... And Many More Holidays Throughout The Year

    • ... And Gifts Are Super Tricky And Could Easily Be  SPEND ,  HOLIDAY , Or Its Own Account  GIFTS  And Will Discuss More Below, Recommend Separate Account Below Called  GIFTS 
       

    •  GIFTS  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Hardest Optional Account. Figuring Out How To Handle Gifts Sucks With No Great Options.

    • (Not Recommended) Option 1 For Gifts Is Just Use  SPEND  Account And Get Your Sh*t Rocked In December Each Year, Guaranteed To Overspend, And That Is Bad ... But Maybe Use  SPEND  For Just Birthdays And Anniversary Gifts

    • (Not Recommended) Option 2 For Gifts Is Just Use  HOLIDAYS  Account, Estimate Year Long Spending Amount, And Add Money To This Account

    • (Best Choice) Option 3 For Gifts Is Using This Separate  GIFTS  Account, Estimate Each Major Event When Gifts Are Purchased, And Divide By 12 Months, To Get Your Monthly Auto-Transfer Amount
       

    •  DONATE  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Help Humanity And Give Back. Put Money Into This Account Each Month, And Then Donate It.

    • Contribute To Charity

    • Start Your Own Charity

    • Start Your Own Scholarship

    • Help Homeless People

    • Save Those Penguins

    • ... And Many More Ways To Help The World
       

    •  WORK  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Great To Separate Any Per-Diem Or Work Related Expenses From Personal Finances, Where Employer Can Deposit Travel Per Diems, Buy Work Required Items, Or Other Employer Mandated Stuff, Especially For People Traveling And Paying Work Expenses Out Of Pocket.

    • Per Diem Checks From Employer

    • Work Required Uniforms

    • Work Required Expenses
       

    •  PET  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Super Helpful To Separate Pet Expense Into Its Own Account, And Even Better If You Automate Food Deliveries, Prescription Medicine, And Veterinary Plans.

    • Pet Food

    • Pet Toys

    • Pet Treats

    • Pet Insurance

    • Pet Vaccines

    • Pet Injuries

    • Pet Veterinary Plans

    • Pet Veterinary Check-Ups

    • Pet Grooming Appointments

    • Pet Daycare

    • Pet Boarding

    • ... And Any Other Pet Related Items
       

    •  ADULT-YOU  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      For People Who Really Want Separate "Me" Account, That Your Spouse Doesn't Control. See Previous Ranks For Why This Account Is Not Necessary ... But If You Need It, Use It.

    • Secret Gifts For Spouse

    • Personal Hobbies

    • Good Option If You Want To Keep "Your" Stupid Purchases Separate From  SPEND  Account

    • ... And Anything Else You Are Trying To Hide From Your Spouse, Which Doesn't Make Sense Because You Are Married. Good Luck.
       

    •  ADULT-SPOUSE  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      For People Who Really Want Separate "Spouse" Account, That Your Spouse Doesn't Control. See Previous Ranks For Why This Account Is Not Necessary ... But If You Need It, Use It.

    • Secret Gifts For Spouse

    • Personal Hobbies

    • Good Option If You Want To Keep "Your" Stupid Purchases Separate From  SPEND  Account

    • ... And Anything Else You Are Trying To Hide From Your Spouse, Which Doesn't Make Sense Because You Are Married. Good Luck.
       

    •  KID1  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Great Thing For Kids! Not Realistic To Give Kids Cash (Because Cash Isn't Used) And Yet Credit Cards Are Maybe Too Reckless ... Preload Each Month Day 1 With Kid Monthly Allowance ... When Gone It Is Gone!

    • Allowance

    • Gas

    • Food

    • Fun

    • ... And Any Other Ways To Teach Kids How To Handle Their Own Monthly Budget!
       

    •  KID2  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Same Story, If You Have Another Kid.

    • Allowance

    • Gas

    • Food

    • Fun

    • ... And Any Other Ways To Teach Kids How To Handle Their Own Monthly Budget!
       

    •  KID3  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Same Story, If You Have Another Kid.

    • Allowance

    • Gas

    • Food

    • Fun

    • ... And Any Other Ways To Teach Kids How To Handle Their Own Monthly Budget!
       

    •  OTHER  - Optional.
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      *Anything Else Not Covered Above.

    • Missing Anything?

    • Add Another 100+ Accounts Because It Is Not Matter, As Long As It Works For System

    • Biggest Thing To Avoid Is Walking Around With Multiple Debit Cards

    • Ideally Only Carry  SPEND  Debit Card Everywhere, And All Other Cards Stay At Home

    • Another Reason Not To Use  ADULT-YOU  And  ADULT-SPOUSE 
       

    Have A Gameplan Which Accounts You Want To Open Up And Amount ($) Money You Will Want To Auto-Transfer.Let's Go Open More Accounts In Step #8.
     

     

    Step 8

    Open More Checking Accounts.

    Action:         60 Minutes

     


    Time To Open Accounts.
    Login To Your Bank, Open More Free Checking Accounts, And Use Your Improved List Of Accounts To Setup Auto-Transfers.That Is It.All Your Hard Work Earlier Is Paying Off ... Making Your Life Easier.
     

     

    Step 9

    Confirm System Is Operational.

    Math:         15 Minutes

     


    Make Sure All Accounts Are Setup, Not-Overdrafting, And Fully Automated.
    If No Longer Need An Account, Keep It Open. Just Sent Auto-Transfer To $0. Double Check There Are No Account Minimums For Your Free Checking Accounts.Use Spreadsheet To Calculate All Your Auto-Transfers.Make Sure Your  INCOME  Is Still Greater Than All Your Auto-Transfer Accounts To Confirm Cash Surplus Still Exists.Ideally Cash Surplus Is $5-$10 Every Month ... And Just Builds Up In  INCOME  Account. If It Is Larger $10+, Assign Those Dollars To Accounts Or  LEFTOVERS .
     

     

    Step 10

    Retire From Your Job.

    Read:         5 Minutes

     


    Let's Define Retirement.
     

    Retirement  ... Is A Financial Status Achieved When You Can Live Your Current Lifestyle Without Needing To Actively Make Money Because You Either A) Saved Enough Money To Pay For All Your Future Expenses Until The Day You Die ... Or ... B) Saved Enough Money And Invested It, So That Your Saved Money Plus Your Investment Returns Is Sufficient To Pay All Your Future Expenses Until The Day You Die.
     

    Why Is Retiring Hard?Why Do So Many People Plan To Retire At Age 60 ... And Then Keep Working For Another 5+ Years?!Life Happens. Retirement Is Complicated. Complicated Things Make People Doubt Themselves. People Get Worried They Don't Have Enough Money. Plus ... They Don't Do Their Homework (i.e. Die With A Dollar). They Get To Age 60 And Are Surprised.Let's Fix That Now.Many Crazy Changes Happen To Your Finances Between Age 50 And Age 70. These Changes Greatly Impact Your Income And Spending.What Are These Changes?
     

    • Age 50 - Age 70 ~
      Change:  Leaving Your Job
      Result:     Huge Reduction In Income, New Tax Brackets (Lower?), Need To Pay For Your Own
       

    • Age 50 ~
      Change:  Kids Leave Your House
      Result:     Less Daily Spending, But Potentially Huge Cash Withdrawals To Help Kickstart Their Adult Life With College Tuition, Helping Pay Rent, And/Or Withdrawals From 529 Plan For Educational / College
       

    • Age 55
      Change:  IRS Allows Early Retirement With "Rule Of 55"
      Result:     Little Known Option Where IRS Allows Works To Leave Their Jobs For Any Reason After Age 55 Can Start Taking Penalty-Free Withdrawals From Their Current Employers Retirement Account ... Opening Up Huge Option To Retire Early 🇺🇸 🐈
       

    • Age 59 + 1/2
      Change:  Legally No Additional Penalty For Withdrawing From Retirement Accounts
      Result:     Access To Hopefully Huge Pot Of Money, But You Got To Withdraw It "Correctly" To Avoid Increasing Tax Brackets
       

    • Age 60 ~
      Change:  Your Body Starts Having New Random Pains
      Result:     Visit The Doctor And Specialists More, Costing More Money Than Normal Yearly Healthcare
       

    • Age 65
      Change:  United States Government Gives You Super Healthcare Plans Called "Medicare" 🇺🇸
      Result:     Greatly Reduced Medical Insurance Costs
       

    • Age 62 - Age 70
      Change:  United States Government Gives You Monthly Paychecks Called "Social Security"
      Result:     Start Receiving Additional Income, Longer You Wait To Take It (i.e. Defer Until Age 63, 64, 65 ...) The More Money You Get! Math Gets Tricky And If You Have Spouse, Also Gets Tricker. Quick Numbers Are Max Possible Paychecks Equal Age 62 ($2,710 :: "70%" ) And Age 67 ($3,822 :: "100%") And Age 70 ($4,873 :: 124%) 🇺🇸 ... See Bonus #5 For More Details. 🐈 🐈 🇺🇸
       

    Do You Even Want To Retire? For Many People Answer Is "No."Goal Is To Be Financial Independent From Your Job, Even If You Love Your Job. If Things Go Sideways, New Boss Shows Up, Company Vision No Longer Aligns With Your Ethics ... We Want The Option To Walk Away.We Choose To Work On What We Want, Where We Want, And When We Want. That Is The Goal. This Is "Retirement."No Action Yet. Let's Pick Our Retirement Age Next (Step #11) And Then Predict Our Future Cashflow (Step #12). Step #12 Is Where We Dive Into All These Changes Above.Remember To Keep Using Spreadsheet To Track All Your Financial Die With A Dollar Progress. You Will Need It!
     

     

    Step 11

    Plan Your Retirement Age.

    Action:         5 Minutes

     


    Age 70.
    That Was Easy.Age 70 Is Not Ideal. Starting With 100,000 People Today, Only 66,732 People Will Live To Age 70! Correct, 23% People Will Die Before Age 70. 🇺🇸 Why Not Say F*ck It And Spend All My Money Today!?You Must Start Somewhere. Age 70 Is The Best Age To Retire Simply Due To Maximum Social Security Benefit, Many More Years Of Income Working, While Still Having Hopefully Many Years Left To Live.You Will Return To Step #11 After You Complete Die With A Dollar!Do Not Stress Out About Age 70. Goal Is To Retirement Tomorrow ... Age 35, Age 40, Age 50 ... Whatever. Die With A Dollar And Your Work Will Get Your There.Process Is Working And You Made It This Far. Trust The Process.Age 70. Come Back Later And Reduce It, When You Understand The Full Process, Full Math, And All Factors. Bad News ... Your Math May Show You That You Cannot Even Retire At Age 70 (Yet).Let's Continue And Do Great Things.
     

     

    Step 12

    Predict Future Monthly Cashflow.

    Math:         1 Hour

     


    Open Your Spreadsheet.
    This Is Easiest Manner. Hopefully You Are Following Along Inside The File And Updating As You Work Steps #1 - #11.If You Have Not Already, Update Spreadsheet With Current Monthly Cashflow ... That Is All Your Current Free Checking Accounts With Line Items For Each Income / Expense.Let's Add What We Think "Tomorrow" Will Cost.Our "Tomorrow" Literally Starts Next Year ... Until Day You Die You Chose In Step #2.This Will Take Time ... However Incredibly Powerful. You Could Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow, Be Handicapped Forever, And Win Free House. No One Knows.Take Your Best Estimate For All Future Incomes And All Future Expenses ... More Detail Now, Ultimately Means Less Money You Need To Save Up To Retire (Because You Know What Things Cost).Many People Skip This Step In General As They Get Close To Retirement. Boom! Then They Try To Retire And Shocked / Uncertain How Expense Getting Old Can Be! Then They Get Scared And Keep Working, Losing Precious Time While They Are Still Healthy.Here Are Major Items (Covered In Spreadsheet And Previous Step #11) With Links To Think About.

    • Income

    • Social Security Paychecks (You) 🇺🇸

    • Social Security Paychecks (Spouse)

    • Spouse Returning To Work (If At Home With Kids)

    • Pension Income (You or Spouse)

    • Expenses

    • Mortgage Ends

    • Term Life Insurance Ends

    • Individual Medical Insurance To Medicare Option (Overview 🇺🇸) (Calculator 🇺🇸) ... See Bonus #PENDING

    • Old Age In-Home Support

    • Old Age Assisted Living Support ($++)

    • Old Age Nursing Home or Die In Your Own House

    • Funeral Costs 🐈

    • Skip For Now*

    • Retirement Account Withdrawals (401K / IRA / 403B ...)*

    • Kids Becoming Adults (529 Plan Withdrawals)*

    • Health Saving Accounts (HSA) Withdrawals*

    • Grandkid HSA Contributions*

    • Selling House*

    • Death Taxes*

    • Inflation Effects*

     

     

    Step 13

    Understand Your Lottery Ticket.

    Read:         5 Minutes

     


    This Will Sound Obvious.
    How Much Money Do You Need Today, To Live Until You Die, Maintaining The Same Lifestyle?We Call This Your "Lottery Ticket." Your Lottery Ticket Amount Actually Decreasing Every Day. Tomorrow Lottery Ticket Is Less Than Today. But It Is More Complicated Than That.Here Are Things That Impact Your Lottery Ticket Amount.Let's Explore.
     

    • Question: How Much Is Your Today, Tomorrow, And Every Month In Your Future Going To Cost?
      Answer: Step #9 And Step #12
       

    • Question: How Much Is Your Today, Tomorrow, And Every Month In Your Future Going To Cost?
      Answer: Step #9 And Step #12
       

    • Question: What Age (And Will) We Get Social Security Paychecks And Medicare Insurance Support? 🐈
      Answer: Step #9 And Step #12
       

    • Question: Will We Invest Lottery Ticket?
      Answer: Yes ... Your Lottery Ticket Can Be Much Smaller If You Invest It. Instead Of Just Reducing Your Lottery Ticket Amount (-$8000 / Month Example)
       

    Lottery Ticket Is EXACT Same Thing As Your Retirement Savings. Only DiffereHere Is Additional Diagram Explaining Our Big Picture Lottery Ticket Concept Below.
     

    PLACEHOLDER IMAGE
     DIAGRAM OF HOW COINS ARE REDUCED TOTAL OVERTIME AS WE AGE NEEDING LESS LOTTERY TICKET AMOUNTS
    ADD DOWNLOAD PDF LINK TOO


    We Will Soon Calculate Your Lottery Ticket Amount In Step #15. But First, Let's Figure Out How We Can Start Saving For Our Big Dreams Today ... So We Can Have Them Tomorrow, And Not At Age 70.
     

     

    Step 14

    Buy Your Ferrari Tomorrow.

    Action:         20 Minutes

     


    Time To Save For Our DREAM Accounts.
    We Setup 3x Free Checking Accounts In Step #7 And May / Not Have Starting Funding These Dreams. Let's Double Check We Have Established Your Dreams.Retirement Starts Today. You May Not Want To Ride Jetski When Age 70 ... Let's Make It Happen Tomorrow.If You Have Already Defined, Auto-Transferring, And Saving Towards These Dreams ... Move To Next Step. If Not, Update These Goals And Figure How To Make It Work With Your Current Cashflow.
     

    •  DREAM1-SMALL 
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Idea Is Saving Money Every Month Towards Your Dreams! This Account Is For Small Dreams, Whatever That Means To You. Also Called Our "JETSKI FUND" ... When Opening It, Rename With Your Dream!

    • New Jetski

    • New Purse

    • New Furniture

    • New Jewelry

    • New Smartphone

    • ... And Yes, This Is Splurge Purchase, You Want New iPhone 16 Pro, You Can Live With Used $100 iPhone 10

    • ... And Maybe Huge Vacation However Recommend You Set This Up In Optional  TRAVEL  Account Instead

    • ... Depends On Your Income And Other Priorities, Target Under $10,000 (Example)
       

    •  DREAM2-MEDIUM 
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Retirement Starts Today. Same Story, Just Bigger Dream Whatever That Means For You. Also Called Our "FERRARI FUND" ... When Opening It, Rename With Your Dream!

    • New Ferrari

    • New Remodel

    • New Timeshare (Don't)

    • New Land

    • New Motorhome

    • ... And Fancy Car Is Just Fun And Not Daily Driver, Setup Optional  CAR  Account For Replacement Vehicle

    • ... Depends On Your Income And Other Priorities, Target Under $100,000 (Example)
       

    •  DREAM3-LARGE 
      — $XXXX / Month
      [ Auto-Transfer From  INCOME  August 1 ]
      Same Story, Just Biggest Dream Whatever That Means For You. Also Called Our "LODGE FUND" ... When Opening It, Rename With Your Dream!

    • New Home (Ski Lodge)

    • New Airplane

    • New Yacht

    • ... Depends On Your Income And Other Priorities, Target Under $1,000,000 (Example)
       

    Try To Keep These Dreams Big But Realistic.Double Check You Are Still Running Cash Surplus Every Month. Remember. That Means Your INCOME Is Greater Than All Your Other ACCOUNTS Combined.
     

     

    Step 15

    Calculate Your Lottery Tickets.

    Math:         45 Minutes

     


    Time To Calculate Our Lottery Ticket Amounts. We Will Combine Our Today Monthly Cashflow (Step #7) With Future Monthly Cashflow (Step #12 with Step #14 Updates).
    Open Your Spreadsheet For Easy Calculations. Everything Should Be Linked Up Nicely From Previous Steps To Output Your Lottery Ticket Amounts.Wait ... Lottery Ticket Amounts? Like Multiple?!Remember We Have Today Lottery Ticket Amount ($$$$$), Tomorrow Lottery Ticket Amount ($$$$), Next Year Amount ($$$), And ... 30 Years From Now Retirement Amount ($$) ... and Then Super Old ($) ... Finally Only Needing One Dollar The Day We Die ($1).Spreadsheet Is Powerful Since It Updates Automatically When You Change Your Lifestyle Spending (Add Netflix Bill) And Income (Get Promoted).Lottery Ticket Amounts Are Literally Changing Every Day/Month ... Which Is Why It Is So Confusing.Your Takeaway.You Want To Know How Much You Need To Retire Today ... And How Much Your Goal Is On Retirement Day.The Day When All Your Cash Savings, Retirement Accounts, And House (See Note Below) ... Is Greater Than Your "Today Lottery Ticket" ... Is The Day You Never Have To Work Again.Go Do The Math In Your Spreadsheet.
     

     

    Step 16

    Learn Different Investment Accounts.

    Read:         30 Minutes

     


    Big Section.
    We Are Finally Going To Talk About Investments!This Is Investment 101 Crash Course Covering Everything From Basic Investment Definitions, Different Investment Account Types, And How Taxes Work.All Readings Are Summarized Into 1-Page Cheatsheet For Investment Accounts Which Helps Bring It All Together.
     


    Highly Recommend Downloading 1-Page PDF After Reading Below ... Otherwise Cheatsheet Will Be Overwhelming.
    We Will Cover These Areas.

    • Investment Definitions

    • Investment Accounts

    • Investment Taxes

    We Will Not Talk (Yet) About What Investment "Vehicles" To Buy Until Later ... Things Like Stocks, Bonds, Mutual Funds, Cryptocurrency, And Real Estate.Let's Start With Investment Definitions. There Are More Conflicting Investment Definitions That Types Of Investments Out There!Here Is Our Standardized Approach For Entire Die With A Dollar.

    • Investment Definitions

    • Contributions
      When You Add Money To Investment Account

    • Earnings
      When You Earn Money Inside Investment Account

    • Withdrawals
      When You Remove Money From Investment Account
       
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    • Institution
      Company That Controls Your Investment Account

    • Vehicles
      Purchased Items That Can Go Up And Down In Value Including Stocks, Bonds, Mutual Funds, Cryptocurrency, Real Estate, Magic The Gathering Cards, And Infinite Many More

    • Assets
      When We Talk About Total Of Your Cash Money, Your Vehicles, And Any Physically Owned Items

    • Returns
      Same As "Earnings" And Not Used Here

    • Interest
      Same As "Earnings" And Not Used Here

    • Compound Interest
      Same As "Earnings"

    • Dividends
      Same As "Earnings"

    • Risk
      Perceived Guess At Amount Money You Could Lose From Any Specific "Vehicle"

    • Fee
      Whenever Institution Charges You To Do Something With Today's Goal Of 0% And $0 Always

    • Taxes
      Money You Pay USA State Government And USA Federal Government On Money Your "Contributions", "Earnings", And/Or "Withdrawals" Depending On "Investment Account" Type
       
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    • Account Holder
      Person Whose Name Is On Account, Very Important Because Married Couples Have Cool Advantages Here

    • Maximum Contributions
      Max Amount You Can Contribute To Investment Account Per United States Government (You Can Exceed Max But High Fees/Taxes)

    • Vesting
      Time You Must Wait Until You Gain 100% Ownership Of Your Investment Account And All Money Inside Of It, Varies Dramatically Based On Your Employer, Usually For 401K Accounts

    • Required Minimum Distribution (RMD)
      Minimum Amount Of Money You Must Withdraw From Account Otherwise You Get Super Heavy Taxed Depending On "Investment Account"

    • Non-Elective Contribution
      When Employer Puts Money In Your 401K Even When You Do Not Contribute Yourself ... Companies Do It To Stay Out Of Trouble With IRS For "Safe Harbor Laws" And Company Tax Benefits

    • Rollover
      When You Move 1x Investment Account (Usually 401K / 403B / IRAs) Into Another 1x Investment Account
       
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    • Cash
      Physical Money Like Dollar Bills Or Easily Accessible Money You Could Withdraw From Your Financial Accounts Today Money Accounts

    • Checking Account
      Digital Location Backed By Physical Bank Location Where Deposit Money ("Contributions") That Can Be Immediately Taken Back Out ("Withdrawals")

    • Savings Account
      Same As "Checking Account" With Additional Ability To Earn Very Low Interest ("Earnings")

    • Debt Account
      Any Account Where You Just Owe An Institution Or Person Money

    • Credit Account
      Same As "Debt Account" With Additional Credit Card That You Can Immediately Add More Debt At Any Time

    • Investment Account
      Same As "Checking Account" With Ability To Buy Investment "Vehicles" And Lots Of Rules Regarding Additional Taxes And Accessibility To Your Money
       
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    • Traditional
      Type Of Investment Account Where Your "Contributions" Are Tax-Free, Your "Earnings" Are Tax-Free, And Your "Withdrawals" Are Taxed ... With Lots More Rules Depending On Investment Account Type (Below)

    • Roth
      Type Of Investment Account Where Your "Contributions" Are Taxed, Your "Earnings" Are Tax-Free, And Your "Withdrawals" Are Tax-Free With Lots More Rules Depending On Investment Account Type (Below)
       
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    • Tax Deferred Account
      Same As "Traditional" Above, Used In More Legal Jargon, Likely Some Very Tiny Differences That We Don't Care About Today

    • Tax Exempt Account
      Same As "Roth" Above, Used In More Legal Jargon, Likely Some Very Tiny Differences That We Don't Care About Today ... Includes More Than Just "Roth" Accounts Like HSA And 529 Plans (Defined Below)
       
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    • Gotchas
      Terminology For Die With A Dollar For Things That Can Screw You On All These Accounts ... Each Investment Account Has Unique Gotchas That Can Result In Extra Fees Or Extra Taxes
       


    Those Are Our Key Words.
    Let's Continue With Different Types Of Investment Accounts. There Are More Than This ... But This Is A 95% Good Enough List Which Will Cover Almost Everything.We Will Introduce New Highlight Color To Signal Difference Between Our Free Checking Accounts And Our Investment Accounts.Our Free Checking Accounts Are Highlighted In Green Text.


    Our Investment Accounts Will Be Highlighted In Blue Text Now.


    Investment Accounts Are Same Thing As Free Checking Accounts ... With Just Lots More Rules, Laws, Abilities, And Taxes.
    You Can Open And Close Investment Accounts Whenever. You Open Them At An "Institution" Like Bank, Brokerage, Or Unlicensed Dude On Street Corner (Not Recommended). If You Open At A Bank, That Bank Is Also Called A Brokerage. Money Goes In And Money Comes Out Of Investment Accounts. Nothing Complicated (Yet).Big Difference Is Investment Accounts Have Different Tax Laws. United States Government Has Different Tax Rules For Your "Contributions", "Earnings", And "Withdrawals."Other Big Difference Is You Cannot Go Buy Apple Stock (AAPL) With Your Free Checking Account. You Can With These Investment Accounts Below.Note That Different Investment Accounts, At Different Institutions Have Very Different Things You Can And Cannot Buy. For Example, Many Investment Accounts Only Give You ~10x Options For Your "Vehicles" (i.e. 401Ks) ... Or Will Not Let You Buy Bitcoin.If Your Sh*t Ain't Here, You Are Either Rich And Aren't Reading This ... Or A Genius With Something Crazy Cooking In Some Weird Investment Account.Lots Of New Stuff Coming At You, Remember All Of This Is Summarized In Our Cheatsheet.
     


    Married People Have Option To Have Some Investment Accounts For Each Person. The "Account Holder" Is Indicated Below With (YOU) And (SPOUSE). This Is Really Important To Understand Both Married People Can Have Investment Accounts So You Can Maximize Your Advantages!
    Investment Accounts Generally Work By Letting Each Person Have Their Own Accounts ... With Few Or No Options For Joint Accounts Like Banking Checking Accounts.People That Are Not Married Can Ignore (SPOUSE) Accounts.

    • Investment Accounts

    • IRA TRADITIONAL (YOU)
      Individual Retirement Account (IRA) That Is Most Common Investment Account With Clearly Defined Tax Rules Including Tax-Free "Contributions", Tax-Free "Earnings", and Taxed "Withdrawals" Plus Additional Taxes If You Withdraw Money Before Age 59 1/2

    • IRA TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE)
      Same Thing But This Is Your Spouse Account (Your Husband Or Your Wife)

    • IRA TRADITIONAL SPOUSAL
      Exact Same Thing As IRA TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) However This Term Is Used By USA Government When Your Spouse Makes No Money (Like Stay At Home Mom/Dad) ... And Working Person Adds Money To This Second IRA (Probably After Their Own) 🐈

    • IRA ROTH (YOU)
      Same As IRA TRADITIONAL (YOU) But With Different Tax Rules ... See Cheatsheet

    • IRA ROTH (SPOUSE)
      Same Thing But This Is Your Spouse Account (Your Husband Or Wife)

    • IRA ROTH SPOUSAL
      Exact Same Thing As IRA ROTH (SPOUSE) However Term Is Used By USA Government Just Like IRA TRADITIONAL SPOUSAL

    • IRA SIMPLE
      Unique Variant Of All IRAs Above Where Employers Can Contribute To Your IRA And Are Forced To Contribute Yearly To Some Degree By IRS 🇺🇸

    • IRA w/ SEP PLAN
      Unique Variant Of Only IRA TRADITIONALs Above Where Employers Can Contribute To Your IRA TRADITIONALs However You Cannot Personally Contribute To Your Own IRA While Employed 🇺🇸

    • IRA BACKDOOR
      Weird Tax Thing For Married Couples Making Lots Of Money (~$230,000 Pre-Tax Added Together) ... Tax Loophole Where You Open IRA TRADITIONAL (YOU), Then Request Conversion To IRA ROTH (YOU), Pay Taxes On Converted Earnings, And Somehow Save Overall Taxes ... Advanced Sh*t For Another Day Or Your Own Homework For After Step #28 ... Learn More Here 🐈
       


     

     

    Tip

    Do Maximum Contribution Limits Apply To Each IRA, All Combined IRAs, And/Or Different Maximums For TRADITIONAL And ROTH IRAs ... And What About My Spouse/Spousal Accounts?!

     

    Each Person Has $X,XXX Maximum Amount Each Year That Can Be Added To All Their TRADITIONAL IRA(s) And ROTH IRA(s).


    United States IRS Website Says It Best Here 🇺🇸. The Maximum Contribution ($X,XXX) Is Different Depending On Lots Of Factors.There Are Lots Of Fun Rules, But It Is Simple For Most People. Your Maximum Is $7,000 (2024) Contribution In All Your IRAs.Each Person Can Only Add $7,000 To All Their TRADITIONAL IRA(s) And ROTH IRA(s) In Their Name. You Can Put $1,000 Into 3x TRADITIONAL IRAs, $2,000 Into 2x ROTH IRAs Which Totals $7,000 For Example In 2024. Plus You Could Add Another $7,000 To Your Spouse Account(s). Therefore For A Married Couple, You Are Saving $14,000 / Year Total.This $7,000 Is The Actual Dollars Going Into Account. That Means It Does Not Matter Pre-Tax Or Post-Tax Dollars. Just $7,000 Total Going Into Those Accounts.If You Want To Add More Money To Your IRAs, You Can With Additional Fees/Taxes (So Don't Do It).. If That Person Wants To Add Money To Their Spouse TRADITIONAL IRA And/Or ROTH IRA, They Can Too ... But Remember, Their Spouse Cannot Exceed Own $7,000 Maximum In All Their TRADITIONAL IRAs And ROTH IRAs Too.There Are Different Rules If You Are Age 50+ And Maximum Contribution Increases To $8,000 In 2024.There Are Different Rules If You And/Or Spouse Make Too Much Money Too ... Generally Limiting Your Maximum Contribution To Less 🇺🇸. This Limits Kicks In Around $230,000 Total Pre-Tax Income, But See IRS Website For Details.Lastly, These General Guides Above Are Different For IRA SIMPLE And IRA w/ SEP PLAN ... So Go Read IRS Website For Details 🇺🇸

     

     

    • 401K TRADITIONAL (YOU)
      Exact Same As IRA TRADITIONAL With Two Big Differences ... Only Your Employer / Company Can Open It For You And Secondly There Are Quasi-Independent Maximum Contributions Outside Your IRA Accounts ... And Bonus Your Employer Will Sometimes Also Put Money In Your Account Called "Match" And/Or "Non-Elective Contribution"

    • 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE)
      Same As 401 TRADITIONAL (YOU) But For Your Spouse If He / She Is Also Working And Their Employer Offers 401K Accounts

    • 401K TRADITIONAL SPOUSAL
      Does Not Exist ... Unlike IRAs ... Only Your Spouse Can Contribute To Their Own 401K Pre-Tax, However You Can Manipulate Your Cashflow So Your Spouse Can Max Out Their 401K

    • 401K ROTH (YOU)
      Same Thing As 401K TRADITIONAL (YOU) ... But With Different Tax Laws

    • 401K ROTH (SPOUSE)
      Same Thing As 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) ... But With Different Tax Laws

    • 401K ROTH SPOUSAL
      Does Not Exist ... Unlike IRAs ... Only Your Spouse Can Contribute To Their Own 401K Pre-Tax, However You Can Manipulate Your Cashflow So Your Spouse Can Max Out Their 401K

    • 401K SOLO
      Available For Self-Employed And Small Business Owners, Opened By Themselves Under Their Own Business With Lots Of Restrictions / Eligibiilty Challenges 🐈

    • 401K INDIVIDUAL
      Same Thing As 401K SOLO
       
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    • 403B TRADITIONAL (YOU)
      Same Thing As 401K For Companies That Are Tax-Exempt Like Non-Profit Organizations, With Some Minor Different Rules For Your Contributions / Earnings / Withdrawals And Catch-Up Amounts

    • 403B TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE)
      Same Thing As 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) ... Just 403B Variant If Spouse Works For Non-Profit Organization

    • 403B TRADITIONAL (SPOUSAL)
      Does Not Exist ... Unlike IRAs ... Only Your Spouse Can Contribute To Their Own 403B Pre-Tax, However You Can Manipulate Your Cashflow So Your Spouse Can Max Out Their 403B

    • 403B ROTH (YOU)
      Same Thing As 403B TRADITIONAL (YOU) With Just ROTH Variant

    • 403B ROTH (SPOUSE)
      Same Thing As 403B TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) With Just ROTH Variant

    • 403B ROTH (SPOUSAL)
      Also Does Not Exist Just Like 403B TRADITIONAL (SPOUSAL)
       
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    • PENSION
      Old School Retirement Account Option That Really Does Not Exist Anymore Where You Work At A Company ... Company Saves Money And Invests It ... And If You Work Long Enough ... You Get Various Payouts When You Retire For Rest Of Your Life 🐈

    • DEFINED BENEFIT PLAN
      Same Thing As PENSION
       
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    • HSA
      Health Savings Account (HSA) Available To Only Some People With "High Deductible Health Plan (HDHP)" ... Even Though HSA Sounds Medical ... It Has HUGE Investment Potential For Your Retirement Because After Age 65 ... All Withdrawals Are Only Taxed At Income Tax Level ... Very Subtle And Yet Super Powerful ... HSA Is Also Called "Triple Tax Advantage" ... More Details On This Super Weapon For Investing In Later Step For Investment Priority Order And Bonus #5

    • FSA
      "Flexible Savings Account" With Stupid Name Because Is Same Thing As HSA But Without Any Flexibility ... You Contribute Money Pre-Tax (Which Is Great) But You Loose All Money In The Account Next Year If You Do Not Spend It All By December 31 ... Great To Get Tax-Free Dollars From Your Payment To Pay For Known Recurring Medical Bills Like Diabetes Insulin, Prescription Drugs, Therapy Sessions, Birth Control, Or Planned Surgery With Known Co-Pays
       
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    • 529 PLAN (STATE RUN)
      Investment Account For Educational Expenses For Yourself, Kids, And/Or Anyone ... Run By State Governments ... Where You Get Tax Benefits From Saving Money For (Likely Future) Educational Stuff Like College Tuition, Trade School, And/Or Graduate Level Programs ... Called "529" Based On USA Government IRS Section 529 ... Limited To Only $10,000 / Year For Normal Education Expenses (K-12) And ~Unlimited For Higher Educational Expenses

    • 529 PLAN (PRIVATELY-RUN)
      Most 529 PLANS Run By USA State Governments However There Are Private Options With Companies And/Or Academic Institutions Which Are Not Recommended Due To Less Tax Benefits, More Strict Usages (Only Specific Colleges), And Potentially Less Ways To Get Money Out If Things Change For Your Financially

    • COVERDELL ESA
      Alternative To 529 PLANS ... Educational Savings Account (ESA) Very Similar To 529 PLAN But With Different Contribution / Earnings / Withdrawal Laws And Requirements ... Can Withdrawl For Unlimited Normal Education Expenses (K-12) But Only $2,000 / Year Contribution Maximum So Doesn't Really Help
       
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    • BROKERAGE
      Saved Best And Worse For Last ... This Is Investment Account Just Like Checking Account, Held At Brokerage Institution WHere You Put Money In, Make Investments Like Stocks / Bonds / Mutual Funds (Same As ~Everything Else Above), And Then Take Out Withdrawals ... Biggest Different Is No Tax Benefits ... And Therefore Often Last Type Of Account You Want To Use ... Institution Called "Robinhood" Is Example Where People Opened BROKERAGE Accounts And Bought Loads Of Gamestop Stocks In ~2021 ... Will Address Investment Priority List (Order To Invest) In Upcoming Steps
       


    Tax Time.
    Third And Least Fun Is ... Investment Taxes. This Sucks.People Who Plan Ahead, Save For Years, And Are Making Good Enough Money ... Can Often Fail Predicting Their Retirement Age For Three Reasons.First Is They Do Not Accurately (Or Even Try) To Predict Their Future Monthly Spending. Congrats. You Already Did It Step #12.Second Is They Do Not Understand Lottery Ticket Amounts, And How Their Retirement Goal Amount Of Money Changes Every Day, Month, And Year! Congrats. You Already Did It In Step #15.Third Is They Do Not Understand Taxes. Lets' Fix This Now For You.Investment Taxes Are Just ... Complicated. We Will Attempt To Describe Below. Better Way To Understand Is Quickly Read Below, Hit Your Head Into The Wall, And Then Download Our Cheatsheet For Investment Accounts.Cheatsheet Outlines How Each Investment Account (401K, IRA, Roth Variants, HSA, 529 Plans) Are Impacted Differently By Different Taxes.Taxes Dramatically Impact How You Contribute, Earn, And Withdraw Your Investment Money.Let's Discuss Different Types Of Taxes You Pay When Investing.

    • Investment Taxes

    • Income Tax
      Make Money At A Job? You Pay Federal Income Tax (~10% To ~37%), State Income Tax (~0% To ~10%), And Sometimes County/City Income Tax ... Ranges ~ Plus Federal Social Security Tax (6.2% Or 12.4%) And Federal Medicare Tax (1.45%, 2.90%+) ... This All Totals Up Somewhere Between 10% To 50% (~30% Average)
       

     

    Example

    What Is Total Income Tax For $100,000 Single Person In Minneapolis, Minnesota?

     

    You Owe $35,000 Total Taxes (35%) Total.

     

    Your Income Tax Amount Is Highly Dependent On Your Income Amount, Tax Filing Status (Single vs. Married), And Home Address Plus Business Address Location.Let's Do Some Quick Math For This Example.

     

    Federal Income Tax (USA)
    Income: $0 To $11,610
    Bracket: 10%
    Tax: $1,160
    Income: $11,611 To $47,630
    Bracket: 12%
    Tax: $4,322
    Income: $47,631 To $95,375
    Bracket: 22%
    Tax: $11,118
    Income: $95,375 To $100,000
    Bracket: 24%
    Tax: $1,110
    Total: $17,360 (~17%)
    ---
     

    State Income Tax (Minnesota)
    Income: $0 To $30,070
    Bracket: 5.35%
    Tax: $1,609
    Income: $30,071 To $98.760
    Bracket: 6.80%
    Tax: $4,681
    Income: $98,761 To $100,000
    Bracket: 7.85%
    Tax: $96
    Total: $6,386 (~6%)
    ---
     

    City Income Tax (Minneapolis)Income: $0 To $+++
    Bracket: 0%
    Tax: $0
    Total: $0 (0%)
    ---
     

    Social Security Tax (USA)
    Income: $0 To $100,000
    Bracket: 6.2%
    Tax: $6,200
    Total: $6,200 (~6%)
    ---
     


    Medicare Tax (USA)
    Income: $0 To $100,000
    Bracket: 1.45%
    Tax: $1,450
    Total: $1,450 (~1%)
    ---
     


    Total Income Tax
    Federal: $17,630 (~17%)
    State: $6,386 (~6%)
    City: $0 (0%)
    Social Security: $6,200 (~6%)
    Medicare: $1,450 (~1%)
    Total: $31,667 (~32%)
    ---
     


    But Wait! There Is More Fun!
    If This $100,000 Single Person Living In Minneapolis Takes "Standard Deduction" For Their 2024 Taxes ... They Get To "Drop" Their Income Amount From $100,000 To $85,400 ... And Therefore They Only Get Same (32%

    Total Income Tax w/ Standard Deduction
    Federal: $14,086 (~14%)
    State: $5,367 (~5%)
    City: $0 (0%)
    Social Security: $6,200 (Still) (~6%)
    Medicare: $1,450 (Still) (1%)
    Total: $27,103(~27%)

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    Want More?Check Our This Awesome Table.We Have Created Table With Unofficial Tax Amounts For Total Income Tax In 2024 (Read Liability And Creditability Statements, Not Financial Advisor Folks...).Compares Incomes Ranging From $0 To $250,000 (Every $25,000 Increments), Against All Income Taxes, For All Filing Statuses, For All USA States!

     

     

     

    • Capital Gains Tax
      Did You Sell An Investment (Vehicle) And/Or Get A Dividend Payment (Not Covered Yet) And Ultimately Make Money From It? ... Called Either "Short Term Capital Gains Tax" Or "Long-Term Capital Gains Tax" ... And Is Surprisingly Easy Compared To Income Taxes
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      Starting Easy Is "Long Term Capital Gains Tax" Which Is Either 0%, 15%, Or 20%

    • Estate (Inheritance) Tax
      Make Money When Someone Dies And Gives You Their Sh*t? ...
       

    • Self Employment Tax
      Make Money From Your Own Business? .. This Gets Complicated Depending On Your Business (Sole Proprietor, LLC, C-Corporation, S-Corporation)
       


    Congrats. You Read The Whole Damn Thing.
    Let's Go Invest.
     

     

    Step 17

    Combine Your Investment Accounts.

    Action:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 18

    Compare Against Lottery Tickets.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 19

    Explore Many Investment Vehicles.

    Read:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 20

    Open New Brokerage Account.

    Action:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 21

    Invest $200 For Real.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 22

    Best Order To Invest.

    Read:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 23

    Update All Active Contributions.

    Action:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 24

    Assign Surplus To Contributions.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 25

    Simplify Your Investment Vehicles.

    Read:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 26

    Reflect On Investment Approach.

    Action:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 27

    Invest Everything For Real.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Step 28

    Win The Race Tomorrow.

    Rinse And Repeat:         Until You Die

     


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    Bonus 1

    Life Insurance.

    Read:         xxx Minutes

     


    Life Insurance

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    Bonus 2

    Death Taxes.

    Read:         xxx Minutes

     


    Estate Tax, Probate, Setting Up A Final Will, Power Of Attorney, Funeral Costs And Choices Discussion
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    Bonus 3

    Transitioning From Medical Insurance To Medicare.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


    Part A, B, And Part D
    Supplemental Plans
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    Bonus 4

    Getting Fired And Emergency Fund.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


    Estimate Your Getting Fired Amount.
    Collecting Unemployment.What Is Worse That Can Happen?How To Get Another Job Fast? ... Use AI, AI Resume Builder, And Learn About Resume Digital Formal "ATS-FORMATE"Mauris suscipit, sem quis bibendum aliquam, sem est faucibus justo, sit amet feugiat ligula dolor non erat. Nam enim dui, dapibus at ullamcorper venenatis, dignissim non ipsum. Curabitur ornare pretium pharetra. Sed at dui vitae metus venenatis mollis. Proin massa est, suscipit nec est et, aliquam varius ipsum. Nulla facilisi. Duis ut ligula cursus orci lobortis mollis.Nam malesuada magna vitae justo feugiat faucibus. Curabitur pellentesque augue non eros egestas, vitae rhoncus tortor venenatis. Aenean lacinia turpis vitae eleifend vestibulum. Proin dignissim hendrerit diam, luctus condimentum mi eleifend rhoncus. Nam lobortis neque orci. Suspendisse potenti. Morbi a est nec ex sagittis maximus. Maecenas vitae luctus risus, a dictum augue.Mauris suscipit, sem quis bibendum aliquam, sem est faucibus justo, sit amet feugiat ligula dolor non erat. Nam enim dui, dapibus at ullamcorper venenatis, dignissim non ipsum. Curabitur ornare pretium pharetra. Sed at dui vitae metus venenatis mollis. Proin massa est, suscipit nec est et, aliquam varius ipsum. Nulla facilisi. Duis ut ligula cursus orci lobortis mollis.Nam malesuada magna vitae justo feugiat faucibus. Curabitur pellentesque augue non eros egestas, vitae rhoncus tortor venenatis. Aenean lacinia turpis vitae eleifend vestibulum. Proin dignissim hendrerit diam, luctus condimentum mi eleifend rhoncus. Nam lobortis neque orci. Suspendisse potenti. Morbi a est nec ex sagittis maximus. Maecenas vitae luctus risus, a dictum augue.
     

     

    Bonus 5

    Health Savings Account (HSA).

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Bonus 6

    xxxxxx.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Bonus 7

    xxxxxx.

    Math:         xxx Minutes

     


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    Tip

    What Question Goes Here?

     

    Nice Short Answer Period.


    Lots More Fun Info To HelpOut In Long Paragraph Format Over Multiple Lines

     


     

     

    Danger

    What Question Goes Here?

     

    Nothing.

     

    Surprise! Terrified You Miss An Electric Bill Payment And Your Lights Get Turned Off? They Won't.

     

     

    Example

    What Question Goes Here?

     

    Nothing.

     

    Lets Do Some Math Now With A Long Example case For Our Users.

     

     

    Definition

    Retirement

    Read/Action/Spreadsheet:         xxx Minutes

     



    ReceiverWhatTotal
    MeOne Dollar$1
    SpouseEnough Money To Maintain Lifestyle, Car, House, My Funeral Costs, And Full RetirementNo F*cking Clue
    Kid #1Enough Money To Live Until Age 18 + College FundNo F*cking Clue
    Kid #2Enough Money To Live Until Age 18 + College FundNo F*cking Clue



    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    Next Steps Are Hardest, Most Painful, And Scariest For Die With A Dollar ... You Will Be Taking Control Of Your Monthly Cashflow ... No Crazy Budgeting Required! Stick With Me Buddy.
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You May Accidentally Miss Utility Payment Or Overdraft Checking Account ... Because You Screwed Up Something Simple.Your Lights Will Stay On, Your Credit Score Will Be Fine, And You Can Always Call Your Bank ... Knowing 90% Time They Waive Your Overdraft Fee.I Never Missed A Payment And My Credit Is 780 Still ... You Are Smarter Than Me.
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You Will Not Be Investing Yet.
    You Need To Fully Understand Your Monthly Cashflow (INCOME, BILLS, SPEND) Before We Can Invest Successfully.
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You Will Not Think About Your Current 401K, IRA, HSA, ROTH, 529, And Other Investments Until Later Steps.If Investing Off Your Current Paycheck (401K, HSA), Just Keep Doing It Same Way For Now. We Will Get There Soon.
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You Will Be Opening Sh*t Ton Of Free Checking Accounts ... At Whatever Damn Bank You Choose. This Will Not Destroy Or Even Impact Your Credit Score.  🇺🇸 🐈If You Are Buying House In Next Few Months ... Ironically Recommend You Do STEPS Immediately (Because You Have No F*cking Clue Your Finances Yet) ... Or Not At All (More Paperwork When You Go For Mortgage Loan Application).
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    F*ck Credit Cards And Points.
    You Will No Longer Use Them Except For Emergencies Or (Future) Huge Purchases ... And Yes, That Means No Points.
    Robot Does Not Buy Game Of Thrones Season 4 On Blu-Ray To Complete Their Collection. STEPS Are Designed For Humans And Still Pretty Well Optimized!
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You Cannot Un-Learn What You Are About To Read.Time To Pick Blue Or Red Pill Neo.🍺After This, There Is No Turning Back.
     



     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    Any Random Yearly Stuff Like Car Registration !?
    Quick Average Across 12 Months Like Property Tax, Car Registration, And Insurance Premiums.
    Don't Include Bonuses And Tax Return Cash Unless They Dramatically Impact Your Monthly Expenses.
    Hint: They Should Not ... More On That Later.
    (i.e. 🦄 PET PLAN = $1000 Per Year / 12 Months = $84 Per Month)
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    What About My Emergency Fund, General Savings, And Retirement Accounts !?What If I Don't Make Enough Money To Cover My BILLS and SPEND !?Just Hold On ... We Are Getting There.
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    What If I Get Random Money (i.e. Inconsistent Paychecks) From 1099-MISC Or 1099-NEC (Independent Contractor) !?
    (Looking At You Beautiful Real Estate Agents)
    Average Your Income Over Year ... Not Going To Lie ... This Is Tougher For You. You Likely Have A Rough $$$ Already Established For Your Monthly BILLS And SPEND.
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    Is Your INCOME (🦄 $7000) Greater Than Your BILLS (🦄 $4000) + SPEND (🦄 $2000) = SURPLUS (🦄 $1000)?If Yes (SURPLUS = $1 Or More), You Are Successfully Making More Money Than Spending. Continue To Next Step.If No (SURPLUS = $0 Or Less), You Are Sadly Spending More Money Than You Earn. I Recommend You Pause ... Die With A Dollar Is Setup If You Are Not Digging Yourself Into Debt.
     



    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    What Happens If I Loose My Debit Cards And Cats Steal All My Money From My Checking Accounts !?That Could Happen. Recommend Setting Up Fraud Prevention On Your Debit Cards For Maximum Daily Withdrawals On SPEND Card. Your Other Cards Should Never Leave Your House.Also, You Accounts (And Thus Debit Cards) Will Soon Only Have ~Month Of Money In Them At Any Given Time. Even If Cats Steal Everything ... They Only Get 1 Month Of Cash.You Will Be Okay 🍺.
     


    🎾     PRO TIP     🎾
    Have 2x People Wanting To Use SPEND Account For Daily Purchases !?Request Your Bank Send You Two (2) Debit Cards With Either Identical Numbers ... Or With Different Numbers But Still Connected To Same Checking Account.Just Say You Want One Card For Your Wallet And One Card For Your Purse. Also, No One Checks The Actual First/Last Name On Cards. If You Or Your Spouse Hit An Issue During Swiping, Just Whip Out CREDIT Card ... And Immediately Pay It Off That Afternoon.
     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    All Transactions For Next Month (🦄 August 1-30) Will Happen Only On INCOME, SPEND, And BILLS.Zero Transactions For Next Month (🦄 August 1-30) Will Happen On CREDIT.Transactions Will Still Happen On Untouched Retirement Accounts Like 401K, IRA, And HSA ... We Will Talk About These Later.Keep Your Old Accounts Open Like Bank Savings, Bank Checking, And Credit Cards ... We Will Close Them Much Later.
     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    This Part Sucks ... You Just Don't Understand Yet.Some Banks Will Not Transfer Money On Exactly August 1st ... If August 1st Is Weekend Or Holiday. Seriously F*ck You Banks. Wonderful Example How Financial Institutions Only Care About Making Money.This Is Why Our BILLS Do Not Pay Out Until ~August 5-10 ... Just In Case Transfers Don't Happen Until August ~2nd.Same Story With SPEND Account, However You Have Full Control Over Your Daily Spending ... And Will Just Need To Wait One More Day If You Blew Through All Your Cash For The Month.
     

    1. Make More INCOME
      + Go Get Another Job.
      + Make Sure Your W-4 IRS Tax Form

    2. Tweak Your BILLS
      + Tweak BILLS ... But Big Spending Changes, Likely Require Big Changes (Like Moving Houses).
      + Easiest Big BILL Is Car Payment ... Get Rid Of Your Fancy Car ... Looking At You Suburban Mom Driving $80K SUV.

    3. Modify Your SPEND
      + Easiest Thing To Change Now.
      + You Are Not A Robot ... You Are Human With Crazy Impulses And Emotions.
      + Check Out Your Expense Restaurants (i.e. Buy Cheaper Menu Items).
      + Check Out Your Expensive Liquor (i.e. Buy Cheaper Wine).
      + Slow Down Your New Clothes (i.e. When You Have Clothes Already In Your Closet).
      + Check Out Your Streaming Services To 1x Service (i.e. Cancel Disney+ And Only Use Netflix).
      + Pause On Your Impulsive Amazon Purchases (i.e. Wait 24 Hours Before Buying Robo-Vacuum-7000).
      + You Can Likely Strip Off $100/Month With Some Minimal Changes To Your Lifestyle.

    Step #7
    Understand Limitations And Solve Them.
    Easy Answer:
    Just Read Below For 30 Seconds.
    Hard Answer:
    You Discovered Having Only INCOME, BILLS, And SPEND Creates Some Big Gaps ... These Are Easy To Fix. Here Are The Gaps.

    1. Fix Non-Monthly Expenses
      + Remember How Quickly Averaged Yearly Expenses Into Months, And Rolled That Into BILLS
      + Our Example Was 🦄 PET PLAN = $1000 Per Year / 12 Months = $84 Per Month.
      + This Sucks Because Impossible To Track Month To Month.
      + Our Solution Below Will Fix This.

    2. Fix Long Term Savings
      + Want To Save For A New Car?
      + Want To Save An Emergency Fund?
      + Right Now, This Money Just Piles Up In INCOME.
      + Our Solution Below Will Fix This.

    3. Fix Investments
      + Want To Start Investing?
      + Want To Allocate Money Specifically For Investing?
      + Our Solution Below Will Fix This.


     

     

    • CAR =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Future Car Savings ... We Put ($) In Here Monthly, Which Saves Up Over Time, To Buy A Used Car Every 7 Years!
      + Yearly Car Repairs ... We Put ($) In Here Monthly, Which Saves Up Over Time, To Repair Our Cars Whenever They Break Or Need Maintenance ... Huge Budget Breaker Before Die With A Dollar Was Implemented
      + Car Registrations ... We Put ($) In Here Monthly, Equal To Total Yearly Cost Divide By 12 Months, To Pay Our Yearly Car Registration Fees

    • TRAVEL =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Gets Monthly Cash To Save Up For Big Trips
      + Super Fun Account
      + My Wife And I Don't Have To Discuss If/When/How Much We Should Spend On Traveling ... We Just See How Much Money Is Saved Up In This Account
      + Another Name For This Account Could Be VACATION

    • PROJECTS =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Home Improvements
      + Note: Home Improvements Is My Wife And I Joint-Hobby, So It Gets A Dedicated Category In My Life

    • FITNESS =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Gym Membership.

    • HOLIDAY =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Gifts Savings For Big Holiday Season
      + Also Could Be Called GIFTS, However My Wife And I Enjoy Using SPEND To Pay For Birthday Gifts
      + This Fund Covers All Major Purchases For Our Kids And Family, Around The Crazy Expense Holiday Season

    • DONATE =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Giving Money To Other Causes
      + We Save Money Every Month, And Then When Opportunity Arises, We Donate ($) To People That Need Help
      + Some People Call This "Tithing"

    • WORK =[🦄 $0]
      + Separate Account To Manage My Job Expenses
      + My Company Pays Me To Travel With Per Diem Checks
      + This Account Keeps My Traveling Expenses And Traveling Reimbursements (Per Diem) Completely Separate From My Family Finances
      + Usually My Per Diem = My Travel Spending, So The Account Stays Low, And If It Gets High, I Just Send To LEFTOVERS

    • PET =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + Saves Up Money Each Month For Random Pet Crap
      + Pet Vaccines
      + Pet Grooming Every 3x Months
      + Pet Vet Plan
      + Pet Food ... Lots Of Stuff Like Pet Food, Can Easily Fall Into Multiple Accounts.
      + It Doesn't Matter ... Just Pick An Account And Stick With It.

    • LEFTOVERS =[🦄 $ PENDING]
      + My Favorite Weird Account
      + Some Checking Accounts May Save Up And Save Up, And Then Priorities Change ... Like Your Pet Died :(
      + I Also Love Running INCOME As A Zero ($0+Safety Net) Account, Meaning That Our Extra Cash Doesn't Pile Up In INCOME
      + This Account Is My Solution!
      + If I Get A Year End Bonus Or Surprise Federal/State Tax Reimbursement, Money Goes Into INCOME And Then Manually Transferred Here.
      + Then, My Wife And I Can Decide Together At A Later Date Where That Money Should Go ...


     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    Where Is The F*ck Is My Ferrari !?Not Yet. Take A Deep Breath ... You Won't Like This Answer.We Are Moving Ahead (Today) Assuming That Your Income, Expenses, And Life Will Continue On Its Current Trajectory.Yes You Will Get Promoted ... But You Will Also Randomly Get Cancer. Yes You Will Get A Bonus Next Year ... But You Kid Will Need Braces The Year After.We Will Mitigate Disasters With Our Emergency Fund, We Will Invest Wisely To Have More Money Than We Need, Sooner Than We Need It, And Will Retire With Riches Beyond Your Wildest Dreams.Right Now ... Focus On Realistic Goals And Realistic Spending.Once You Complete All The Steps, You Will Absolutely Go Back ... And Open A New Free Checking Account Called FERRARI.You Will Get Your FERRARI ... If That Is Truly A Goal ... And You Will Earn Money, Invest Money, And Spend Money To Get It.This Also Applies To Kid College Fund (529 Plan), Life Insurance For When You Get Hit By A Bus, and Future Funeral Costs.
     



    Step #10
    Pick Your Retirement Age.
    Easy Answer:
    Age 65.
    Hard Answer:
    We Will Optimize This Number Later ... Hoping To Go As Early As Possible (Age 40).
    Some Crazy Sh*t Happens To Your Finances Between Age 50 And Age 70. This Includes Kids Going To College (Age 50 - Age 55), Retirement Account Non-Penalty Access (Age 59 1/2), Medicare Access (Age 65), And Social Security Paychecks (Age 62 - Age 70 Start). Plus There Is Some Wild Sh*t With "Rule 55" (Age 55 To Age 59 1/2) ... You Are Not Ready Yet.Stick With Age 60 For Now, Hold Onto The Handlebars, And Let's Get Back To Work.Let's Also Define What Die With A Dollar Considers "Retirement" ... Because That Word Sucks. If You Have Your Dream Job, Why Would You Ever Want To Retire? PENDINGI Never Want To Retire ... I Always Want To Be Working On Something. The Key Is ... I Want To Be In A Position Where I Can "Stop Working" Whenever I Want ... Either The Work Is No Longer Interesting, My Hobbies Are More Important, My Family Needs More Support, And/Or People That I Work With Are No Longer Fun To Be Around.

    • TOP GEAR = Your Income Comes From 1x Source Called Your Job, You Are Required To Show Up Daily, You Have Multiple Debts (Car, Student, Mortgage), And Barely Making Enough Money Every Month To Pay Your Stuff.
       

    • HARD GEAR = Your Income Comes From 1x Source Called Your Job, You Are Still Required To Show Up Daily ... But You Only Have 1x Debt (Mortgage) And Are Making Enough Money To Save / Invest Every Month Towards Your Future.
       

    • MID GEAR = Your Income Comes From Multiple Sources (Called Your Job + Other Stuff) ...
       

    • Low Gear = You No Longer Have To Make Full Income (i.e. Work 40 Hour+ Week Jobs) ... Your Income Comes From Both Part-Time Work And Savings/Interest/Investment Earnings, And You Have No Debts (Paid Mortgage).
       

    • Easy Gear = You No Longer Have To Make Active Income ... All Your Income Comes From Savings, Interest From Your Savings, And Investment Earnings From Your Savings ... And You Are Still Mentally Capable Of Managing It.
       

    • No Gear = You No Longer Have To Make Active Income ... All Your Income Comes From Savings, Interest From Your Savings, And Investment Earnings From Your Savings ... But You Have

     


    🎾     PRO TIP     🎾
    Are You Curious Why Some People "Try" To Retire, Get To That Age (Age 60), And Then Have No F*cking Clue What Happened ... And Then "Have " To Keep Working For 5-10 More Years !?It Is Because Of All This Crazy Sh*t.Cancer Still Happens, Sharknados Still Destroy Your House, And Markets Crash ... But We Can Dramatically Reduce That Impact.You Are About To Un-F*ck Your Future ... And Know More / Do More For Yourself Than 99%+ Of The Population.
     


    Step #11
    Estimate Future Checking Accounts.
    Easy Answer:
    Use Your Current Accounts, Add Future Incomes (Like Social Security), Add Expected Future Expenses (Like Nursing Home Care), And Use Damn SPREADSHEET.
    Figure Out How Much You Will Need To Pay All Your Checking Accounts Next Year, In 5 Years, Once Kids Arrive, When Kids Go To College, When You Get Free Medicare, When You Need Occasional Medical Support, And When You Need Partial Butt Wipe Care ... And When You Need Full Butt-Wipe Care.Hard Answer:
    Don't Get Overwhelmed.
    This Sounds Impossible ... But It Really Is Not. Yes, We Cannot Predict The Future, But You Got To Plan For Something. All The Estimates Are Out There. And WHEN Things Change, You Have The SPREADSHEET Tool Ready .... To Easy Make Changes!!! Win. WIn.There Are Lots Of Good Stuff In SPREADSHEET Including Links To Expected Age 60+ Stuff Like Social Security Payments, Medicare/Medicad Costs, Mortgage Going To $0, Partial In-Home Nursing Care, And Full Butt-Wipe Service For End Of Life.Our Goal Is Not To Predict The Future ... Our Goal Is To Get Some Rough Estimates For Monthly Expenses ... So You Can Save And Invest Now ... To Make Sure You Have Enough Money For Later!

     


    🎾     PRO TIP     🎾
    Use Damn SPREADSHEET.SPREADSHEET Will Do Math For You ... Taking Your Current Cashflow (🦄 23+ Accounts), Adding Them Together, Including Changes As You Get Older (i.e. Butt-Wipe Care), And Show You How Your Spending Will Change Over Time.You Are About To Pull A Bunny Out Of A Hat Here ... Just Wait For The Fun Next Step!
     


    Step #12
    Determine Lottery Ticket Amount.
    Easy Answer:
    No Bullsh*t Number From Financial Advisor. This Is Exactly What You Need To Retire, Based On When You Want To Retire.
    It Is Much More Complicated That Than ... So Let's Dive Into Details.PENDING let's define retirement ... active working 9-5 job, passive income on investments/properties, and no-income at allHard Answer:
    If You Had 1 Year Left To Live, You Would Only Need Little Amount Of Money ($) ... But If You Had 50 Years To Live, You Would Need Lots Of Money ($$$$$).
    Locket Ticket Numbers Are Exactly What You Would Need To Win On Lottery Ticket (Assuming Uncle Sam Doesn't Take Taxes From Your Powerball Winnings) To Never Work Pending again.You Only Need To Achieve "Rock" In Table Below To Retire Successfully ... Never "Having To Work" Again.The Numbers Are Easy To Calculate ... Just Add Up Every Month Of Income vs Expenses In Your Checking Accounts, From Now Until You Die.Let's Break This Down Into Our Lottery Ticket Amounts.

     

    RankingWinning AmountWinning DateEnd StateGov Benefits
    Diamond$$$$$TodayLive Off 5% Interest From Lump Sum ... You Never Touch [$$$$$] ... You Die Will All [$$$$$]No Social Security Paychecks And No Medicare Costs
    Gold$$$$TodayLive Off 5% Interest From Lump Sum And Touch [$$$$] ... You Die With Exactly $1+ DollarNo Social Security Paychecks And No Medicare Costs
    Silver$$$TodayLive Off 5% Interest From Lump Sum And Touch [$$$] ... You Die With Exactly $1+ DollarYes Social Security Paychecks And Yes Medicare Costs
    Bronze$$Retirement Age 65Live Off 5% Interest From Lump Sum And Touch [$$] ... You Die With Exactly $1+ DollarNo Social Security Paychecks And No Medicare Costs
    Rock$Retirement Age 65Live Off 5% Interest From Lump Sum And Touch [$] ... You Die With Exactly $1+ DollarYes Social Security Paychecks And Yes Medicare Costs

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    What About Inflation !?
    What About Taxes !?
    Do You Have More Info On Social Security And Medicare !?
    We Are Getting There ... Trust Me.
     


    JUST FINISHED:
    You Just Learned How Much Money You Actually Need To Retire And How That Number Changes Constantly.
    Let That Sink In ... All That Hard Work ... You Are StartingTo See The Magic Happen. Just Wait ... More To Follow.IMAGE:
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    Step #13
    Understand Why You Invest.
    Easy Answer:
    Investing Allows You To "Retire" Much Earlier ... Meaning You Only Need To Do ROCK Instead Of DIAMOND.
    Hard Answer:
    If Your Parents Put $1 In An Account, And Invested It Until You Turned Age 65 ... With 5% Interest ... You Would Have $23.84 ... By Doing Absolutely Nothing! 🇺🇸
    You Invest So You Don't Have To Earn As Much Money ... Actively. By Saving Money And Investing It, You Let The Economy (Or Whatever VEHICLE) PENDING Earn Money For You ... While You Sleep!This Is Also Called Compound Interest.Your Money Makes Money ... And Time Is Doing All The Work For You. Basically Time Is The Electric Bicycle Of Finance.One Day You Will No Longer Be Able To Work Either Physically Or Mentally. You Have A Few Choices To Make Before That Day.

    • Hard Way = Save Money, Make 0% Gains, Grow Your POT OF GOLD Until It Hits A LOTTERY TICKET Amount, And Stop Working
      [You Need To Earn $$$$$]

    • Easy Way = Save Money, Invest It Starting Now, Make 5% Gains, And Your POT OF GOLD Starts Making Money Itself, It Hits LOTTERY TICKET Amount Much Faster (Earlier Retirement), And Stop Working.
      [You Need To Only Earn $]


    Step #14
    Learn Basic Investment Words.
    Easy Answer:
    X ... max contributions
    X ... person holding account
    X ... taxes
    X ... key gotchas
    Hard Answer:
    We Need To Define Some Commonly Used Words Before We Can Invest. Let's Refresh Some Definitions And Then Get Into New Words.
    There Are Some New Words Dusted Below Too ... Just Keep Reading If Things Get Confusing.

    • CASH +0% EARNING - 3% INFLATION = Literally $1 Dollar Bill In Your Hand ... People Use This Word Like Crazy For 1000s Definitions ... We Will Basically Say This ... CASH Is How Much Money You Can Physically Hold If I Gave You 24 Hours (Think Briefcase, Running Away)

    • CHECKING ACCOUNT +0% EARNING - 3% INFLATION = Where Money Comes And Goes Daily, Used For Your Daily Stuff ... Useful Because You Get Debit Card, And Can Swipe To Buy Stuff Instead Of Cash

    • SAVINGS ACCOUNT +1% EARNING - 3% INFLATION = Garbage Now, Used To Be Easy Way To Save Money, But No Longer Really A Useful Thing Because They Have Garbage Interest Rates ... Better To Put Your Money Under The Bed ... All These Accounts Should Likely Be Transferred To INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS Below ... Because You Can "Always" Make A Little Money Off Your Money

    • CREDIT ACCOUNT -20% EARNING - 3% INFLATION = You Have Credit Card In Your Wallet, You Swipe It Buy Sh*t, Then You Owe That Money Back ASAP Otherwise You Get Charged Fees ... It Is The 21st Century Loan ... All Digital, But It Is Just A Loan! ... Don't Trick Yourself Into Thinking Otherwise. Do You Like Literally Oweing People Money Every Day? I Don't ... (Yet) ... More On That Later.

    • DEBT ACCOUNT -10% EARNING - 3% INFLATION = You Asked Someone (i.e. Bank) For Money, You Now Owe Them That Money Back In Monthly Payments (Student Loans, Personal Loans, Car Loans, Mortgage Loans) Plus Inter

    • INVESTMENT ACCOUNT -25% to +25% EARNING - 3% INFLATION = Any Account Where You Put Money Into It, Then Pick VEHICLES (Definition Below), Hoping That "Your Money Makes You More Money" ... Because You Invested It ... You Can Both Make Money And Loose Money Quickly ... But With Conservative VEHICLES (Like TBILLS or CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSITS CDS, Defined Later) ... You Can ~Guarantee Yourself +5% EARNINGS.

    ... And Now Some New Words.

    • CONTRIBUTIONS = Money You Put Into An Account (You Find $500 On The Street And Deposit It Into The Account)

    • EARNINGS = Money That Grows Through Investments Inside The Account (Buying 1x APPLE Stock And Value Increases From $200 To $300, Making $100)

    • WITHDRAWALS = Money You Take Out Of The Account (You Do This Daily On Your SPEND Checking Account)

    • RETURNS = Same As EARNINGS, We Won't Use This Word.

    • INTEREST = ... PENDING

    • DIVIDENDS = ... PENDING

    • RISK = ... PENDING

    • VEHICLES = ... PENDING

    • MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTIONS = Government Limits How Much CONTRIBUTIONS You Can Do Yearly To Specific Accounts

    • INSTITUTION = Financial Company Like Bank Or Broker That Holds Your Account (i.e. All Your Digital Quarters In Their Digital And Physical Bank Vault) ... Largest INSTITUION Is USA Government ... We Lump All BANKS, BROKERAGES, CREDIT UNIONS, And DEBT AGENCIES ... They All Have So Many Overlapping Products ... Let's Just All Call Them INSTITUTIONS ... They Have Lawyers, Know More Than You, And You Don't Have Much Choice Here ... Besides Putting Your Quarters Under Your Bed. (JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, US Bancorp/US Bank + Charles Schwab, Fidelity, TD Ameritrade, E*Trade, Robinhood, Coinbase)

    • FEE = How Much INSTITUTIONS Charge You To Use Their Accounts And VEHICLES

    • VEHICLES = Actual Investment Things Like Stocks, Mutual Funds, ETFs, And 1000s More ... We Will Define Much Much More Later.

    • ACCOUNT HOLDER = Person Whose Name Is On The Account, Important When We Get To INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS Because You Can Open Accounts For Yourself And Your Spouse

    • VESTING = You Employeer Promises To Put Money Into Your INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS (Like 401K), If You Keep Working For Them ... But They Can Take It All Away ... If You Leave Within A Few Years ... You Want To Be "Fully Vested" ... Meaning All That Company Money They Gave You Is Now Official Yours ... And They Cannot Take It Away ... Usually Takes A Few Years ... And Is Incremental

    • GOTCHAS = Things To Watch Out For ... How You Get Screwed On These Accounts With Taxes, Usage, And Other Pitfalls

    • TAX DEFERRED ACCOUNTS = Pay Taxes Later ... This Is A Crappy Definition, We Will Not Talk About Accounts This Way ... Includes 401K TRADITIONAL And IRA TRADITIONAL ... Just Hold On ... We Will Get To These Words Shortly

    • TAX EXEMPT ACCOUNTS = Pay Taxes Now ... Also A Sh*tty Definition ... We Will Not Talk About Accounts This Way ... Includes 401K ROTH And IRA ROTH ... Just Hold On ... We Will Get To These Words Shortly.

    • INVESTMENT ACCOUNT TYPE = We Will Use This Later To Break Down All The Different Types Of Investment Accounts Like 401K TRADITIONAL, IRA ROTH, HSA, And 529.


    Step #15
    Learn Why Taxes Matter.
    Easy Answer:
    Different INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS Have Different Taxes. Some Accounts Tax You More Than Other. We Want No Tax. That Won't Happen. So We Try To Pay As Little Tax As Possible.
    Hard Answer:
    This Gets Really Crazy And Head Exploding Fast. PENDING
    You Get Taxed Three (3) Ways On INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS.+ CONTRIBUTIONS ... Did You Get Taxed On Money You Put Into Your Account?
    + EARNINGS ... Did You Get Taxed On Money That Got Earned (i.e. Stocks Gained Value) Inside Your Account This Year?
    + WITHDRAWALS ... Did You Get Taxed When You Pulled Money Out Of Your Account?
    Our CHECKING ACCOUNTS Only Get CONTRIBUTIONS Taxed ... Your Pay Taxes Off Your Paycheck (When You Get Paid Or Later This Year) And Then You Deposit That Money Into Your CHECKING ACCOUNT (i.e INCOME For Us).
    X ... explain taxes in detail with example.
    X ... short vs long term
    X ... making money (by doing nothing) generates taxes! ... unless in special account
    X ... we will have a fancy table below to compare this all shortly


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    Step #16
    Understand Basic INVESTMENT ACCOUNT TYPES.
    Easy Answer:
    There Are More Than Just 401K And IRA. Ever Hear About ROTHs? ROTHs Are Not A Thing ... But 401K ROTH Is A Real Thing.
    Click Here For 1-Page PDF Summary Of All INVESTMENT ACCOUNT TYPES Including Description, Tax Considerations, And MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTIONS. PENDINGHard Answer:
    Lots Of Different People, Use Lots Of Different Terms, For Lots Of Different Things. I Will Standardize All Definitions For Die With A Dollar Starting Now.
    We Will Cover Investment VEHICLES Later.Your VEHICLES Are Things Like Stocks, Mutual Funds, Index Funds, Certificates Of Deposit (CD), Exchange Traded Funds (ETF), Bonds, Treasure Bills, Target Date Funds, Cryptocurrency, Gold, And Many More!Below Is Quick Description And Full List Of All Major INVESTMENT ACCOUNT TYPES. Each Has Different MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTIONS, Tax Impacts, And GOTCHAS. Check Out 1-Page PDF Above.

    • IRA TRADITIONAL (YOU) = Individual Retirement Account (IRA), You Can Open Them Just Like Bank Checking Accounts, Government Limits How Much Money You Can Put In Them Yearly, You Add Money Every Year

    • IRA ROTH (YOU) = Same As IRA TRADITIONAL, Taxes Work Differently

    • IRA TRADITIONAL SPOUSAL = Same As IRA TRADITIONAL, Just Specifically For Your Spouse If They Are Not Employed

    • IRA ROTH SPOUSAL = Same As IRA ROTH, Just Specifically For Your Spouse If They Are Not Employed

    • IRA TRADITIONAL-2-ROTH BACKDOOR = Weird Tax Thing, If You Earn (Income Is Too High), It Is Illegal To Contribute To IRA ROTH (YOU) And/or IRA ROTH SPOUSAL ... So You Open IRA TRADITIONAL, Then Request Conversion To IRA ROTH, Pay Taxes on The Converted Earnings R

    • 401K TRADITIONAL (YOURS) = Exact Same Thing As IRA TRADITIONAL! Only Difference Is That You Can't Open This Account, Your Employer Has To Open It For You, Plus Employer Usually Adds Money To It For You (Called Matching, Vesting, More Later)

    • 401K ROTH (YOU) = Exact Same Thing As IRA ROTH, Same Story With Only Employer Opening It For You, Taxes Work Differently

    • 401K ROTH/TRADITIONAL SPOUSAL = Does Not Exist

    • 401K ROTH (SPOUSE) = Does Exist! Your Spouse Can Own And Independently Contribute To 401K ROTH ... If And Only If, They Work For An Employer ... IRS Does Allow 2x Married People To Have Independent 401K ROTHs (and 401K TRADITIONALS) ... Confusing As F*ck.

    • 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) = Does Exist! Same Story As Above.

    • PENSION = Exact Same Thing As 401K TRADITIONAL, Employer Opens It For You, Only

    • 403B TRADITIONAL = Exact Same Thing As 401K TRADITIONAL, Only Difference Is Employer Is Non-Profit Organization

    • 403B ROTH = Exact Same Thing As 401K ROTH Only Difference Is Employer Is Non-Profit Organization

    • 403B ROTH/TRADITIONAL SPOUSAL = Does Not Exist.

    • 529 = Education Savings Account, Each State (Except Wyoming) Offers Them, You Can Open Them Just Like Bank Checking Accounts, Government Limits How Much Money You Can Put In Them For Your Lifetime, You Add Money Every Year, You Can Open 529 Account In Any State (Not Just Where You Live), Used Only For Education Purposes, Usually For Your Kids Or Grandkids, Can Be Converted To IRA TRADITIONAL If Kids Or Grandkids Don't Use Them, Can Change Which Kid Or Grandkid Gets Money, Limited

    • HSA = Health Savings Account, Only Some People Can Open It If They Have "High Deductible Health Plan (HDHP) And Have No Medicare And Some Other Sh*t, Often Called "Triple-Tax Advantaged" Because You Don't Pay Any Taxes ... That Includes CONTRIBUTIONS, EARNINGS, And WITHDRAWALS ... But You Can Only Use It On Qualified Until Age 65 ... But Then You Can Use It On Anything ... Including That Ferrari ... Just Counts As Normal Income (Like A Job) G

    • FSA = Same Thing As HSA, But Different People Can Get It, Biggest Problem ... You Have To Spend All FSA Money Or Loose It Each Year ... That Is Correct, If You Have $1000 In Your FSA On December 31 And Don't Spend It, It Goes To $0 On January 1st, Same Story On The Qualified Medical Expenses Too

    • BROKERAGE = Just Another INVESTMENT ACCOUNT Like 401K TRADITIONAL, But You Get Super Taxed On Everything ... Basically It Is A CHECKING ACCOUNT, But Instead Of A Bank, You Open It With A Broker ... And Anyone Can Open One At Any Time (Just Like A CHECKING ACCOUNT), You Put Money Into It, But Now You Can Pick VEHICLES (Defined Later) Like Stocks/Bonds/Mutual Funds/Bitcoin ... Hoping To Earn Money.


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You Will Be Tempted To "Practice" Investing With A Fake Investment (Fake Money) Online Tool. It Is Not Worth Your Time.Here Is Why Mr. Monkey.Your Monkey Brain (May) Register The Gains And Losses In A Pretend Investment Account. Most Likely, You Will Understand It Is All Pretend Money Like Monopoly ... And You Are Too Old For That Sh*t. You Realize You Can Get Up, Walk Away, Or Gamble It All Without Consequence.You Won't Learn Anything, And Most Likely, Lose Money ... And Then Make Yourself Feel Like Stupid.You Are Not Stupid. Don't Play Pretend And Fail. Just Keep Reading ... I Promise Fun Stuff Ahead.
     


    Step #17
    List All Your Open INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS.
    Easy Answer:
    Find All Your Accounts From Old Jobs, Current Job, Plus Any Spouse Accounts (If Applicable) ... Use SPREADSHEET To Write Down Everything.

    • TYPE = See List Above ... 401K TRADITIONAL? HSA? 529?

    • INSTITUTION = What Company Is Managing It ... Fidelity? JP Morgan Chase? Your Random Employer Through Another Company?

    • WEBSITE = What Is The Link To Sign In?

    • USERNAME/PASSWORD = How Do You Login? ... If You Don't Like Consolidating All Your Stuff In One Financial Sheet ... That Is Cool. It Is Incredibly Helpful In Upcoming Steps.

    • BALANCE = How Many Dollars ($) Is Currently In The Account?

    • VESTED = Are You Currently "Vested" In The Account ... Meaning If You Withdrew All The Money Today, Would Your Employeer (401K/403B) Take Back Some Money? ... If Yes, When Does All Money Become Yours?

    • Current CONTRIBUTIONS = Are You Currently Adding Money ($) To This Account?

    • Current CONTRIBUTIONS Source = Where Are Those CONTRIBUTIONS Coming From ... Weekly Paycheck? Another Account?

    • Current WITHDRAWALS = Are You Currently Removing Money ($) From This Account? ... Answer Should Be No (Today) For All INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS

    • Current VEHICLES = Can You Easily See What Stocks, Bonds, Mutual Funds, And 1000+ Other VEHICLES Are Being Used In This Account? .. For Now ... Just Write Down Anything You See When You Are In The Account ... Like Titles With Sub-Amounts In Your Total Cash ... We Will Come Back Later.

    Hard Answer:
    We Don't Care About How These Accounts Are Invested Today (i.e. VEHICLES) ... We Just Want To Know Who Controls Them (i.e. Fidelity), How Much Money Is In Them (BALANCE), And How To Access Them (i.e. Login Details) ... Because It Gets Confusing, Fast!

    • Do You Have Any 401K TRADITIONAL Accounts From Current Employer?

    • Do You Have Any 401K TRADITIONAL Accounts From Previous Employers?

    • Do You Have Any 401K ROTH Accounts From Current Employer?

    • Do You Have Any 401K ROTH Accounts From Previous Employers?

    • Did Your Previous Employer "Roll" Any Previous 401K TRADITIONAL Accounts Into A IRA TRADITIONAL When You Left The Company?

    • Did Your Previous Employer "Roll" Any Previous 401K ROTH Accounts Into A IRA ROTH When You Left The Company?

    • Did You Open Any IRA TRADITIONAL Accounts Yourself?

    • Did You Open Any IRA ROTH Accounts Yourself?

    • Did You Open Any IRA SPOUSAL Accounts Yourself?

    • Do You Have Any PENSION Accounts From Current Employer?

    • Do You Have Any PENSION Accounts From Previous Employers?

    • Do You Have Any 403B TRADITIONAL Accounts From Current Employer?

    • Do You Have Any 403B TRADITIONAL Accounts From Previous Employers?

    • Do You Have Any 403B ROTH Accounts From Current Employer?

    • Do You Have Any 403B ROTH Accounts From Previous Employers?

    • Do You Have Any HSA Accounts From Current Employer?

    • Do You Have Any HSA Accounts From Previous Employers?

    • Did You Open Any HSA Accounts Yourself?

    • Did You Open Any BROKERAGE Accounts Yourself?

    • COMPARE AGAINST INVESTMENT ACCOUNT TYPES., OR SIMPLIFY LIST PENDING


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    You Will Be Tempted To Stop Reading, And Just Start Investing Now.Don't. Keep Reading. We Have Stuff To Do.
     


    Step #18
    Priority Order For Saving And Investing CHECKING-ACCOUNTS And INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS.
    Easy Answer:
    What Order Should I Invest My Money?
    You Don't Have Unlimited Money ... People Always Say ... Just Invest More. F*ck That. Where The Hell Is This Extra Money Coming From !?We Need To Prioritize Where We Put Our Money.This Order Is Completely Independent Of RISK. We Are Not Picking VEHICLES Right Now. We Are Picking What Accounts Get Our Money First ... Then We Will Invest Them Later.There Are Conflicting Opinions On Internet ... List Below Is A Commonly Agreed, Best Practice, For 95% Of People ... Including You.First Priority Items (EMERGENCY, 401K ROTH Or 401K TRADITIONAL (Up To Employer Match, And Basic Checking Accounts) Are Widely Agreed Upon. I Hit These Hard Because They Are Also The Easiest To Do With Greatest Short And Long Term Impacts.Everything Afterwards Just Makes Your Future Life Easier.
    R1 R2
    Here Is Quick List.

    1. First item PENDING

    2. Second item PENDING

    3. Third item PENDING

    Hard Answer:
    Here Is Detailed List.

    • MINIMUM CHECKING ACCOUNTS
      + Make Sure INCOME Is Still Greater Than All Your Checking Accounts Including BILLS, SPEND, INVEST($0), CHILDCARE, INSURANCE, CAR, And Other 23+ Checking Accounts.
      + Recommend Set You GOAL1(JETSKI), GOAL2(FERRARI), And GOAL3(2NDHOME) To $0.
      + Add These Dreams Later ... This Step Is To Make Sure You Are Not Loosing Money Every Month.
      + Set EMERGENCY To $0 Still (Next Step)

    • EMERGENCY BABY BEAR ($1000)
      + Sh*t Happens, Especially When You Are Already In A Sh*tty Position.
      + Sock Away $1000 To Cover Surprise Flat Tires, Unexpected Bills, And Random Vet Costs For Your Favorite Fuzz Ball.
      + This EMERGENCY Will Be Increased In Future Steps

    • 401K ROTH (YOU) or 401K TRADITIONAL (YOU) (Up To Employer Match) ... 403B
      + Most Employers Will "Match" Your Contributions ... If You Put In $100, They Put $100 ... Or Only $50 ... Or $25.
      + Regardless, Match Is Literally Free Money.
      + Contribute Your Money (Off Your Paycheck) To Get The Maximum Possible "Match" ... Usually No Where Near The Maximum Contribution Amount For 401Ks
      + More On Maximum Contributions Later.
      + There Is No 401K ROTH (SPOUSAL) And No 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSAL) ... But (Unlike HSAs Below) ... If Your Spouse Works Somewhere Else, You Both Can Max Our Your 401K ROTH or 401K TRADITIONAL ... This Leads To The Next Priority R

    • 401K ROTH (SPOUSE) or 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) (Up To Employer Max) ... 403B
      + IRS Lets You And Your Spouse Independently, Regardless Of Tax Filing Status (Married Joint, Separate, etc) To Contribute Independently To 401Ks.
      + This Is Not True For Other Accounts.

    • PENSION
      + they scare the crap out of me ... sure they are better than 401Ks ... but will they be there in 30 years !?
      + another financial crisis and Poof ... they could disappear because of a politician, idiot investor, or bad company choices.
      + beware ... but they are so sweet!

    • EMERGENCY MAMA BEAR (1 Month)
      + Increase From $1000 To 1-Month Payout To All Your Checking Accounts [🦄 PENDING]
      + Does Not Include INVEST And Long Term Saving Checking Accounts Like GOAL1 (JETSKI), GOAL2 (FERRARI), And GOAL3 (2NDHOME)

    • (SMALLER) LONG TERM DREAM CHECKING ACCOUNTS
      + Let's Start Our "Retirement" Small ... With A Dream You Can Achieve In The Next Few Months Or Few Years ... Like Your CHECKING-ACCOUNT For GOAL1 (JETSKI).
      + Let's Add Money Now To Checking Accounts That Convert Your 30+ Year Retirement Goals Into 1-7 Year Goals Like GOAL1 (JETSKI), GOAL2 (FERRARI), And GOAL3 (2ND HOME).
      + Bigger Dreams Require More Money.
      + Your Job Is To Determine How Much You Want To Focus On Near Term Goals Versus Retirement Goals ... When Do You Want That Jetski?
      + Another Thought Pattern ... Using GOAL1 (JETSKI) To Rent, Not Buy The Jetski ... So You Can Figure Out If That Is A Real Goal.
      + There Are Many Retired Golfers ... Who Discovered They Hated Golf When They Could Play Every Day.

    • CONVERT LONG TERM DREAM FUNDS INTO AUTOMATIC LOW RISK VEHICLES LIKE CDs
      + ....

    • EMERGENCY PAPA BEAR (6 Month)
      + Increase From 1-Month To 6-Month Payout To All Your Checking Accounts [🦄 PENDING]
      + Does Not Include INVEST And Long Term Saving Checking Accounts Like GOAL1 (JETSKI), GOAL2 (FERRARI), And GOAL3 (2NDHOME)

    • CONVERT EMERGENCY INTO AUTOMATICALLY LOW RISK VEHCILES LIKE CDS VIA YOUR BANK
      + Take 5 Months Of Your 6 Month EMERGENCY Fund ... And Invest It ... Easiest Way ... Open Certificate Of Deposit (CD) At Your Same Bank, Ranges Anywhere From 1-5% EARNINGS ... At Various Time Ranges ... No Big Deal If You Do 3-Months Or 12-Months ... But Your Money Is Not Really Liquid ... You Can Withdraw It, But Your Bank Will Charge A Big Fee.

    • PAY OFF SMALL/MEDIUM LOANS
      + There Are Multiple Ways To This Step ... Robot Way Is Highest Interest Loans First (That Damn Credit Card 27%+).
      + You Are Not A Robot, And We Want To Start A Rockslide .... Therefore Recommend Paying Off Smallest Loan First ... Like A Random Loan For $1000 To Your Vet ... Or Even Worse, Payment Plans Like AFFIRM via Amazon ... Pay That Sh*t Off!
      + We Are Not Paying Off Our Mortgage Loan, Student Loan (Unless "Small" For You), Or Car Loan (Unless "Small" For You).
      + Goal Is To Bang Out A Few Small Loans, Start Feeling How Great It Feels To Breath Air Again Without Sh*t Loans.
      + We Will Do Big Loans Later.

    • New BROKERAGE ($100/Month)
      + Non-Traditional Opinion Here ... So Hold On Tight.
      + Open A BROKERAGE Account, Which Is The Worse, Highest Tax (i.e. Least Efficient) Investment Tool.
      + We Are Going To Want To Experiment With Investing, With Real World Money ... Before You Ever Start Actively Managing Your 401K, IRAs, And HSAs.
      + Add $100 To Your INVEST Checking Account Every Month.
      + Then Automatically Transfer To Your $100 To This New BROKERAGE Account.
      + We (In Later Step) Will Use This Account To Experiment, Practice, And Scrape Our Knees With Investing.
      + You Are Still A Noob (Newbie), So Don't Go Actively Manage Your Entire Retirement Account (401K), Your HSA Which Could Save You From Surprise Medical Expenses, etc ... Before You Gain Confidence (And For Better/Worse) ... Gain / Loose Money From Investing.


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    Things Get Spicy From Here.Lots Of Internet Advice ... But List Below Is Solid For 95% Of You Readers. I Would Argue This Is A Perfect Blend Of Robot And Human ... But You May Feel Differently. For Example, You May Want To Skip Your HSA ... And Focus On Small Long Term Dream Checking Accounts. 

    • FSA
      + skip if have HSA.
      + Skip If You Dont' Have Access To FSA (only unique Health Care Plans)
      + estimate yearly expenses (insulin) and then add to account, so you have to pay the least amount.
      + If You Have FSA, That Means You Have Daily/Monthly/Yearly Recurring Medical Expenses ... That You Will Have To Pay For Anyways ... Might As Well Pay As Little As Possible (i.e. Least Tax), Use FSA.
      + If You Have FSA, And No Recurring Medical Expenses ... Then You Should Be Contributing $0 Or Get Rid Of Account.
      + Special Case ... If You Have A Big Upcoming Surgery (i.e. 1x Big Medical Expense) ... It May Be Worthwhile Setting Up FSA For The Year ... But I Recommend Against It. Why? Because It Is A Sh*t Ton Of Paperwork/Tracking/Management (i.e. Robot vs. Monkey) ... Yes It Is Robot-Smart, But Not Super Human-Smart.

    • HSA MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION
      + This Is Where Internet Starts To Get Sassy.
      + HSA Is Triple Tax Advantaged (Which You Can See In 1-Page PDF) ... But There Is Something Better!
      + After Age 65, You Can WITHDRAW From HSA ... For Non-Medical Expenses (i.e. FERRARI And Lobster Dinners) ... With Just Normal Income Tax ... No 10% Penalty!
      + Bonus ... You Can Always Withdraw From HSA For Any Qualified Medical Expenses ... Which You Will Have When You Burn Your Hand Grabbing The Grill Handle After 6 Beers.
      + Bonus 2 ... You Can Fully Invest Your HSA! Yeah That's Right. It Depends On Your INSTITUTION ... But They All Range From A Few Choices (Mutual Funds) To Tons Of Options (ETFs, BITCOIN).
      + There Is No HSA SPOUSAL Here ... If You And Your Spouse Have 2x High Deductible Health Plans (HDHP) At 2x Different Companies, (Or Even Same Company) ... The IRS Limits Your Total Family Contribution USA

    • 529 PLANS (FOR EACH KID)
      + I Will Get Sh*t For This ... But Here Is Why.
      + You Only Have 18 Years To Save Up For Your Kids.
      + You Have 30-40 Years To Save Up For Yourself.
      + I Want To Ensure My Kids Are Setup (To Whatever Degree, $1000 or $200,000 For College/etc)
      + This Requires Hard Work To Estimate What You Want To Target For Their Future.
      + Quick Math, $100/Month From Employer ... $100/Month (Because It Is Tax Exempt-ish) For 18 Years @ 5% Earnings (Compound Interest Annually) Is $33,758
      + ... If You Didn't Invest It Into 529 PLAN ... It Would Be $100/Month From Employer ... But Now $80/Month (Gotta Pay Income Taxes) @ 0% Earnings (No Compound Interest) Is $17,280.
      + ... If You Somehow Tax Sheltered It (i.e. Waiting Tables, Didn't Pay Taxes On Tips) ... $100/Month From Employer ... $100/Month (Because You Decided To Avoid IRS, Good Luck With That) For 18 Years @ 0% Earnings (No Investments) Is $21,600.
      + If You Invest $100/Month ... Your Kid Gets An Extra $10,000+ Because You Read Die With A Dollar.


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    I Struggle With 529 Plans.I Don't Know If My Kids Will Want To Go To College Or Get More Education.I Will Likely Highly Recommend College To My Kids... And Believe That Certain College Degrees Will More/Less Launch Them Financially Into The World ... But College Ain't For Everyone. My Kids May Not Be Them College Kids.Here Is My Gamble.It Was Way Easier For Me To Earn $10,000 At Age 30+ Then My Kid To Earn $10,000 At Age 18.I Will Start Today (Kid Age 0) By Adding Money To Their 529s. Best Case, Our Family Saves A Sh*t Ton Of Money For Them, They Go To College ... And Launch Themselves Into Adulthood At Age 22 With Little / No Debt.Worse Case ... My Kid(s) Don't Want To Go To College And Don't Want To Go To Any Trade School To Become Plumbers ("Qualified Tuition Programs (QTPs)" USA ... Then Their 529 Plans Don't Disappear (i.e. Not FSA, Use Or Loose It Policy) ... Their 529 Plans Can Become IRA ROTH Accounts Per IRS Tax Code. It Is A New 2023~ Thing. Now It Is Only $35,000 Which Can Sound Like A Sh*t Ton Or Nothing At All if You Are Saving $200,000 For Each 529 Plan (You Are Blessed If You Can Do This). You Can Also Roll KID1 529 Plan Into Another Kid 529 Plan, Or Even Roll To Future Grandkid Too.That $35,000 IRA ROTH For KID1 At Age 18 (Note You Have To Roll It Over From 529 To IRA ROTH Over 5 Year Period, Because Yearly IRA ROTH Maximum Contribution For KID1 Is $7000 In 2024, So $7000 Age 18, $14,000 Total Age 19, $21,000 Total Age 20, $28,000 Age 21 And $35,000 Total Age 22). Running 5% Earnings Off That From Age 22 To Age 65 ... $285,238 Total. You Basically Just Gave Your Kid $285,000 Retirement At Age 65 Without Them Doing Anything. Now That Sounds Like A Lot And A Little At The Same Time. But It Is Something And It Starts Teaching Them About Investing At Age 18!Worse Case 2 ... My Kid Wants To Start Their Own Business At Age 18. Good For Them! TALK ABOUT/RESEARCH LIQUIDATING 529 PLAN INCLUDING WHO PAYS TAXES ... ADULT OR KID1 ... WHAT ARE THE TAX PENALTIES? ... ICNOME TAXES, PRE/POST TAX?
     

    • IRA ROTH (YOU) MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION
      + Not IRA Traditional.
      + We Will Never Invest In IRA TRADITIONAL.
      + Here Is Why ... R

    • IRA ROTH (SPOUSAL) MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION
      + Your Spouse Can Contribute

    • 401K ROTH or 401K TRADITIONAL (YOU) MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION

    • 401K ROTH or 401K TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE) MAXIMUM CONTRIBUTION

    • (LARGER LONG TERM DREAM CHECKING ACCOUNTS
      + Same As Before, But Now ... We Are Saving For Things Like GOAL2 (FERRARI) And GOAL3 (2ND HOME).
      + Let's Add Money Now To Checking Accounts That Convert Your 30+ Year Retirement Goals Into 1-7 Year Goals Like GOAL1 (JETSKI), GOAL2 (FERRARI), And GOAL3 (2ND HOME).
      + Bigger Dreams Require More Money.
      + Your Job Is To Determine How Much You Want To Focus On Near Term Goals Versus Retirement Goals ... When Do You Want That Jetski?
      + Another Thought Pattern ... Using GOAL1 (JETSKI) To Rent, Not Buy The Jetski ... So You Can Figure Out If That Is A Real Goal.
      + There Are Many Retired Golfers ... Who Discovered They Hated Golf When They Could Play Every Day.

    • PAY OFF BIG LOANS
      + Hello Student Loan
      + Hello Mortgage Loan

    • IRA TRADITIONAL-2-ROTH BACKDOOR
      + Once Everything Else Is Maxed Out, Time To Do This If Applicable

    • BROKERAGE (Taxed)
      + Last Stop On Straight Path ... If You Made It Here, Then You Can Start Getting Dangerous

    • INDEPENDENT INVESTMENTS
      + We Are Still Not Talking About VEHICLES Yet, Because Most / All INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS Allow You To Invest In Anything These Days ... Yes, You Can Probably Buy Bitcoin, NFTs, And Future Opinions On Liquid Nitrogen ... We Are Talking About Something Different Here.
      + This Item Is Literally Opening A Checking Account (And/Or Business LLC), And Buying (i.e. Investing) Is Something.
      + Examples Include Buying A Local Restaurant, Contributing To A Common Pooled Real Estate Construction Project, Buying A Business, Starting Your Own Business ... The Sky Is The Limit.


    🎾     PRO TIP     🎾
    Let's Talk About Charity You Cheap Bastard.All Money Is Personal. When You Die ... Meet God, Disappear Into The Blackness Of Space, Or Get Reincarnated As A Turtle ... How Do You Want To Be Remembered? How Do You Want To Feel On Your Deathbed?You Will Likely Be Happy That You Are Dying With $1 In Your Pocket ... But What Else !?Somewhere Along The Way ... It May Be Beneficial For You (And All Humankind) If You Give Back. Is That Time? Is That Money?Our DONATE Checking Account Is This Tool. Highly Optional, But It Is An Incredible Easy Way To Start This Process.
     


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    Step #19
    Analyze Your INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS.
    Easy Answer:
    Easy Step ... You Have Been Working Hard ... This One Is Fast!
    Do You Have A Common INSTITUTION Across All Your Accounts? (i.e. Fidelity? JP Morgan Chase?)Your Hope And/Or Goal ... Is That You Have As Few INSTITUTIONS As Possible.Write Down Your Common And/Or Preferred INSTITUTIONS ... They Are More Or Less All The Same, So It's Not A Big Deal. Some Have Slightly Better Fees, Better Smartphone Apps, And Better Commercials. They All Do The Same Thing, Especially If You Are Making Less Than $500,000 / Year. You Are Just A Number To Them.

     

    Hard Answer:
    None.
    Ideal Setup Is 1x CHECKING ACCOUNT INSTITUTION, 1x INVESTMENT-ACCOUNT INSTITUTION, And That Is It!All Your Checking Accounts Like INCOME, BILLS, SPEND, INVEST, And EMERGENCY Are With 1x Bank ... Like Chase, Wells Fargo, whatever.All Your Investment Accounts (i.e. Retirement Accounts) Like 401K, IRA, PENSION, 403B, 529 Including HSA Are With 1x Broker ... Like Fidelity, Chase, whatever.You Can Get Stuck Having Multiple INSTITUTIONS Based On What Your Employer Picked (i.e. Negotiated) For Your Benefits Like 401K, 403B, And FSA/HSA Accounts. There Is Little To Nothing You Can Do About This Situation. Just Makes Your Life Harder.

     


    🎾     PRO TIP     🎾
    Bank Vs Credit Union Vs Broker.Bank = Provides Checking Accounts, Savings Accounts, Personal Loans, Business Loans + For Profit + Insurance By USA Government Up To $250,000 FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation) ... Doesn't Provide Investing Like Stocks, Mutual Funds, And Bitcoin.Credit Union = Provides Everything A Bank Does, But Non-Profit And Owned By People Who Have The Actual Checking Accounts, Savings Accounts, And Loans ... But Only Insurance
    Up To $250,000 By NCUA (National Credit Union Administration) ... Not As Reliable As USA Federal FDIC With Their Tanks And Jet Fighters
    Brokers = Shocking Simliar To A Bank And Credit Union, Some Even Offer Bank And Credit Union Stuff Like Checking Accounts, Savings Accounts, And Loans ... But Here ... You Can Open INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS Like IRAs And BROKERAGES Where You Can Gamble Your Money In Investments Like Stocks, Mutual Funds, And Bitcoin ... Insured By SIPC (Securities Investor Protection Corporation) ... Which I Have No Idea How That Works. Fun!
     

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    I Am Scared ... What If Hackers Take All My Money, Because I Kept It All At Wells Fargo Or Chase !?Hold Up. Yes. This Can Always Happen ... At Any Time. Nobody F*cking Cares About Your $100,000 In A Retirement Account ... If Fidelity Is Getting Hacked ... You Will Be The Last To Know, And The Last To Be Stolen From.Hold Up Again. Yes ... You Can Loose Your Login Details, And Get Hacked, And Then You Are In Deep Sh*t. So Don't Get Yourself Hacked ... Use 2-Factor Authentication, Keep Your Banking Details On Secure Devices, And Call Your INSTUTION If You Are Worried.If You Call Your Bank, Credit Union, And Broker ... They Have Tools To Make Sure That (When You Get Hacked), That Little To No Money Is Taken.You Will Be Miles Ahead By Simplifying Your Finances With 1x INSTITUTION ... Instead Of Trying To Keep All Your Sh*t Compartmentalized.This Is Why It Is Recommended To Keep Your Checking Accounts With 1x INSTITUION, Your Investment Accounts With A Different 1x INSTITUTION, And Any Credit/Loans With 1x INSTITUION.Bonus Points ... Keeping Your Credit/Loans With A Different 1x INSTITUTION Can Be Wonderful ... When You Hit Hard Times. It Is Way Harder For A Loan Company To Get Its Loaned Money Back If Your Checking And Investment Is Stored Somewhere Else ... Just Saying.
     


    Step #20
    Combine Your INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS.
    Easy Answer:
    Take Your List Of All INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS, Pick Single INSTITUTION (If Possible), And Consolidate All Accounts Into Single INSTITUTION.
     

    Hard Answer:
    Example ... If You Have 3x HSA Accounts, Combine "Rollover" Into 1x HSA Account.
    Example ... If You Have 3x 401Ks From Old Employers, You Cannot Combine "Rollover" Them Into Your Current 1x 401K ... But You Rollover All 3x 401K (Assuming Same Traditional Or Roth) Into 1x IRA TRADITIONAL or 1x IRA ROTH.Your Simple Goal Is To Have The Following Accounts.

    • 1x 401K TRADITIONAL or 401K ROTH or 403B Versions (YOU)

    • 1x IRA TRADITIONAL (YOU)

    • 1x IRA ROTH (YOU)

    • 1x 401K TRADITIONAL or 401K ROTH or 403B Versions (SPOUSE)

    • 1x IRA TRADITIONAL (SPOUSE)

    • 1x IRA ROTH (SPOUSE)

    • 1x HSA

    • 1x FSA


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    This Can Suck And Take Months.Doing Old 401K Transfers Into New/Existing IRA Accounts Usually Requires "Faxing" INSTITUTIONS Data/Forms. It Requires Hours Of Phone Calls, Physical Mail Letters, And Sometimes Notarizing Paperwork.INSTITUTIONS Don't Like Playing With Other INSTITUTIONS ... Hence The Pain In The *ss Process.Even Worse, Your Old Employer Likely Automatically (Without Your Consent) Rolled Your Old 401K Or HSA Into A New IRA Or New HSA With A Different INSTITUTION. And To Make Matters Even More Fun ... They Mailed All Your F*cking Forms To Your Old Address In Wyoming ... And You Moved To New York For The New Job.It Sucks. But Is Totally Worth It! You Will Feel Like King / Queen When You Have Complete Control Over Your Accounts.

     


    Step #21
    Give Yourself Health Check.
    Easy Answer:
    Method 1
    + Easy ... Use SPREADSHEET.
    + It Will Do All The Math For You.
    + It Will Also Include Rough Tax Numbers ... Which Is Super Duper Important ... Dramatically Impacts Your LOTTERY TICKET NUMBERS And Needed POT OF GOLD.
    + Your POT OF GOLD Is How Much Money You Actually Have In All Your INVESTMENT- ACCOUNTS.
    Hard Answer:
    Method 2
    + Easy ... Quick Very Rough Estimate.
    + Use IRS Calculator USA
    + Your "Initial Investment" Is All Your INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS Balances, Added Together, Today.
    + Your "Monthly Contribution" Is All Your INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS Monthly Contributions (How Much You Add To These Accounts), Added Together, Today.
    + Your "Length of Time In Years" Is Your Retirement Age From Earlier Step (Age 65) - Your Age Today (Age 40) = 25 Years.
    + Your "Estimated Interest Rate" Is 5% (Conservative) or 10% (Risky) or 15% (Balls To The Wall) ... 5% Is The Right Number.
    + Your "Interest Rate Variance Range" Is 0% (If 1%, And You Picked 5% From Above, Calculator Will Range From 4% to 6%).
    + Your "Compound Frequency" Is Annual (Once A Year).
    + Magic! ... This Is How Much Money You Will Have At Age 65 ... Your POT OF GOLD.
    + Is Your POT OF GOLD Bigger Than ROCK? (Good!)
    + Is Your POT OF GOLD Less Than ROCK? (Bad... You Will Run Out Of Money Before You Think You Will Die, Your DEATH AGE From Earlier)
     
    + Some More Math ... To See How Long This POT OF GOLD Will Last You
    + Take Your Currently Monthly Spending (All Your 23+ Monthly CHECKING ACCOUNTS That You Add / Use Money From Each Month) ... Add Them All Together For Monthly Total ... And Multiple By 12 Months For 1 Year Of Total Spending ... Called YEARLY SPENDING.
    + Take Your POT OF GOLD And Divide By YEARLY SPENDING ... That Equals How Many Years After Your Retirement Age You Picked (Age 65) ... That You Will Have Money ... Then Your POT OF GOLD Runs Out!
    + This Math Is Super Rough, And Basically Garbage. But You Are Starting To Understand The Complexity!


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    Step #22
    Re-Align All CONTRIBUTIONS To Recommended Order For INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS.
    Easy Answer:
    Just Do Earlier Step Where We Prioritized All Checking And Investment Accounts.
    Hard Answer:
    None.


    Step #23
    Search Your Couch For More Quarters To CONTRIBUTE And Assign To INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS.
    Easy Answer:
    Analyze Your 23+ Checking Accounts After Few Months ... Are There Spare Dollars Anywhere?
    Make Sure You Are Aligned With Priority Investment List From Earlier Step.Hard Answer:
    None.


    Step #24
    Experiment With Your DEATH AGE, RETIREMENT AGE, And EARNINGS Percent Assumptions.
    Easy Answer:
    Use SPREADSHEET And Tweak Your Numbers.
    Is Your Future (Projected) POT OF GOLD Going To Meet The Minimum Comfortable LOTTERY TICKET (ROCK) !?Maybe Working Until Age 70 Dramatically Changes Things (It Does)?Maybe You Know The Best Your Family Has Even Lived In 80 Years Old ... Do You Want To Work Until Age 65 ... And Then Only Have 15 Years Left ... Plus You Likely Need Way Less Money!F*ck Around With The SPREADSHEET ... You Will Discover How Powerful The SRPEADSHEET Is ... Because It Does Quick Tax Calculations, Compound Interest Calculations, And Keeps Track Of All Your Actual Spending Amounts For Today And Every Year For Rest Of Your Life.Hard Answer:
    This Gets Super Complicated, Super Quickly. You Can Change Your EARNINGS Rate Assumption From Our Conservative Number (5% Annual Earnings) To Just A Little Bit More (6% Annual Earnings) ... And Your Money Lasts Another 10 Years!
    Same Story With AGE DEATH And AGE RETIREMENT.Early Retirement (Before Age ~65) Is The Hardest Calculations ... So Beware. It Gets Really Tricky, Because If You Retire Before US Government Starts Helping Out (Age 59 1/2 For Retirement Account Benefits Like 401K, 403B, And IRA) ... You Get Hit With Extra Taxes And Even Worse, Paying Your Own Healthcare ... If You Are Into That Thing. Age 50 To Age 65 Is A Very Very Expensive Time Of Life, If You Have No Employer Benefits And No Income.


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    Step #25
    Learn Basic Investment Percentages.
    Easy Answer:
    None.
    Hard Answer:
    EARNING Can Range From 1% To 25% ... Recommend 5% On Your Quick Calculations For Long Term Retirement Stuff. PENDING INSERT EXAMPLE
    INFLATION Can Range From -10% To +10% For USA ... Recommend 3% On Your Quick Calculations For Long Term Investment Planning. PENDING INSERT EXAMPLE RTAXES (Quick Reminder) ... You Get Taxed On INCOME Ranging From 10% To 37% (Federal USA) + 0% To 10% (State Dependent) ... There Is Also Capital Gains Depending On Short-Term (Under 1 Year Since You Bought/Sold Stock), Just Added To Your Income Bracket Tax (10% To 37% Federal Above) ... And Our Goal, Long-Term (1+ Year Since You Bought Stock) Ranging From 0%, 15%, or 20%.


    Step #26
    Learn Basic Investment VEHICLES.
    Easy Answer:
    This Is Where Sh*t Gets Wild (And Fun).
    Here Is A Quick List.

    • BOND (TREASURY, "T-BONDS")

    • BOND (TREASURY, "T-NOTES")

    • BOND (TREASURY, "T-BILLS")

    • BOND (TREASURY, "SAVINGS" Or "EE")

    • BOND (TREASURY, "INFLATION PROTECTED" Or "TIPS")

    • BOND (MUNICIPAL, "GENERAL OBLIGATION")

    • BOND (MUNICIPAL, "REVENUE")

    • BOND (CORPORATE, "INVESTMENT GRADE")

    • BOND (CORPORATE, "HIGH YIELD" Or "JUNK")

    • BOND (CORPORATE, "CONVERTIBLE")

    • BOND (CORPORATE, "CALLABLE")

    • BOND (INTERNATIONAL, "SOVEREIGN")

    • BOND (INTERNATIONAL, "EUROBOND")

    • BOND (ZERO-COUPON)


    •  

    • STOCKS (+ DIVIDENDS)

    • MUTUAL FUND (ALL)

    • MUTUAL FUND (ACTIVE MANAGED)

    • MUTUAL FUND (INDEX)

    • MUTUAL FUND (TARGET DATE FUND)

    • MUTUAL FUND (MONEY MARKET)

    • MUTUAL FUND (

    • EXCHANGE TRADED FUND "ETF" (GENERAL)

    • EXCHANGE TRADED FUND "ETF" (LEVERAGED)

    • CRYPTOCURRENCY

    • CURRENCY

    • CERTIFICATES OF DEPOSIT "CD")

    Hard Answer:
    Bonds = “IOU” To You
    [federal government, local government, companies ask for money loan (like to your friend), and they “promise” to pay it back + interest]
    Stocks + Dividends = “Chunk” Of Company Owner
    [you buy a piece of a company and if the company makes profit, they may choose to pay its “investors” a chunk of profit called “dividend”] [very volatile]
    Mutual Funds = “Lots Of Stocks Together”
    [advisor raises lots of money, they then buy lots of different stocks, then you get to “buy a share”] [more diversified way to own lots of companies]
    + Index Fund = tracks everything in stock market, lower fees, no real focus area
    + Actively Managed Fund = advisor buys/sells stocks every day, higher fees, usually has a focus area like “semiconductors” or “oil” or “airlines”
    + Target Date Fund = actively managed, but mode changes from aggressive to conversation over time, targeting your Retirement Date, high fees
    ETF = “Real Time Mutual Fund”
    [exact same as mutual fund, but! … you can buy/sell these any minute during the day … mutual funds only can be buy/sell during 1x time a day like 1700 CST, cannot liquidate during the day]https://www.schwab.com/etfs/mutual-funds-vs-etfs
    + Leveraged ETF = uses debt and derivatives to double down, increases wins and increases losses https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.aspCRYPTO = “Gamble On Imaginary Coin Prices”
    [lots of make-believe coins, technically some can be bought/sold for USD $, wild swings in prices!]
    how it works: https://braiins.com/blog/bitcoin-mining-analogy-beginners-guide
    CURRENCYCERTIFICATES OF DEPOSIT (CD)MONEY MARKET FUNDSREAL-ESTATE RESIDENTIALREAL-ESTATE COMMERCIALREAL-ESTATE INVESTMENT TRUST (REIT)COMMODITIES - METALS, FOODS, FUELPRIVATE EQUITYVENTURE CAPITALOPTIONSFUTURESSTART A BUSINESSWEBSITE PURCHASES (FLIPPA)DERIVATIVESTREASURY (T-BILLS) BOND = “US Government Loan”
    https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/042815/how-read-tbill-quote.asp
    How To: How To Buy T-Bills On Fidelity | Treasury Bills 2023 (Secondary Market)


    Step #27
    Open That BROKERAGE-ACCOUNT And Add $200 Dollars Total (Or More).
    Easy Answer:
    This Is That $100 / Month Account From Step 14.
    We Are Going To Start Investing ... Shortly And Need A Quick Sandbox. You Need An Account With Some Real Money.It Is Super Easy. Pick INSTITUTION You Are Already Using (i.e. Fidelity, Chase, Wells Fargo) And Search For "Brokerage Account" ... It Really Doesn't Matter. Try To Find One With Zero Fees. NERDWALLET RHard Answer:
    None.


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    Step #28
    Buy 1x STOCK For NVIDIA ("NVDA") For Current Price ~$100 To ~$150.
    Easy Answer:
    Very Easy, Use Your Brokerage Account (w/ $200+ Dollar) ... And Go Figure Out How To Buy 1x STOCK Of NVDA ... Worse Case, You Straight Up Lose $100~ If Price Crashes ... But You Learned Something.
    Hard Answer:
    I Cannot Tell You How To Do This ... Because Every INSTITUTION Uses A Different Online Website Setup.
    You Login, Look For "Trade" Type Stuff ... And Try To Buy It. It Will Happen Nearly Instantaneously If Done From 9:30AM To 4:00PM Eastern USA Timezone ... Because That Is When The Market (NYSE) Is Open.You Could Go Buy APPLE ("AAPL") Too ... The Price Is $250+ ... So Just Trying To Dip Our Toes Into The Water.


    Step #29
    Buy 1x Mutual Fund For S&P500 ("FVFIAX" For Vanguard, "FXAIX" For Fidelity, "SWPPX" For Charles Schwab)
    Easy Answer:
    Do The Same Thing As NVDA.
    Hard Answer:
    Same Damn Thing As NVDA ... But Now ... You Are Learning Something New. When You Buy 1x Stock (NVDA = $137 For 1x Share) ... You Have To Have $137 Dollars To Buy It. That Is Not How Mutual Funds Work.
    When You Buy Mutual Funds, You Pick How Much Money To Invest Exactly ($100) And Then Go Ask That INSTITUTION For That Many Shares (0.34 Shares)Another Fun Learning Note ... When You Go To Buy And Sell NVDA ... It Will Happen Nearly Instantaneously (If Market Open 9:30AM To 4:00PM EST) ... But Not True With Mutual Funds.You Can Only Buy And Sell Mutual Funds In The Evenings After Market Close (i.e. 6PM+ EST). If You Request To Buy Or Sell (TRADE) A Mutual Fund ... The Request Sits Until ~6PM EST Depending On Your INSTITUTION.This Is Why ETFs Exist. There Are Basically Mutual Funds That You Can Buy And Sell During The Daytime. Plus Some Other Tax Sh*t Too.


    Step #30
    Track For 2 Weeks And Then Sell Both NVDA/FXAIX.
    Easy Answer:
    Does It Hurt When Your NVDA Goes Low ... Dropping In Price, Completely Independent Of Your Life !?
    Does It Feel Like Stealing When You FXAIX Mutual Fund Goes High ... Rising In Price Day After Day !?Does It Feel Fun To Watch TV News Or Open Reddit, See That Markets "Went Down Today" ... And That Impacts Your Actual Money !?Hard Answer:
    Do This Step For A Week Or Two. There Is No Rush Here. Feel Some Highs, Feel Some Lows.
    You May Have Made Money ... And You May Have Lost Money. I Take No Responsibility ... See My Disclosure Sh*t.Now Sell Them ... Even At A Loss. Why !?You Are Going To Learn The Opposite Process, Learning How To Go Into Your INSTITUTION Website, Login, And Sell Your NVDA And Mutual Fund.Bonus ... You May Even Make A Few Dollars To Buy A Chicken Sandwich.

     


    ⚠️     ROUGH TERRAIN     ⚠️
    Congratulations You Owe $10 In Taxes!
    (If You Made EARNINGS In Last 2 Weeks)
    You Just Discovered Short-Term Capital Gains Tax. When You Buy (Day 0) And Then Sell (Day Z) Any Investment VEHICLE (Probably Some Exclusion, But Generally Speaking) ... You Have To Pay CAPITAL GAINS TAX.If Day Z Is Under 365 Days (i.e. Less Than 1 Year), Then Federal Government And State Government Simply Add These EARNINGS To Your INCOME ... Ranging From 0% To 37% (Federal) + 0% To 10% (State) ... Hitting You With ~25% To 40% Taxes. Ugh.IF Day Z Is Over 365 Days (i.e. More Than 1 Year), Then You Skip SHORT TERM CAPTIAL GAINS TAX (i.e. INCOME TAX) ... And Enter LONG TERM CAPITAL GAINS TAX (Good Stuff!). This Is A Fixed 0%, 15% (Most People), Or 20% (Uber Rich) Tax. 15% Is Better Than ~25% To ~40%!You Just Bought And Sold NVDA And FXAIX, In 14 Days ... Entering Into SHORT TERM CAPITAL GAINS TAX.Your INSTITUTION (Should) Automatically Generate The Form, At The End Of The Year, And You Add It To Your Tax Homework. TurboTax Or Your Accountant Can Easily Handle It.You Bought/Sold ~$200 Of Stuff, So Even If NVDA Skyrocketed ... You Making You 50% EARNING (Not Happening, Try More Like 5%) ... You Would Pocket ~$100 And Owe The Government ~$20 Bucks.Don't Freak Out. This Is Why We Practice With BROKERAGE Account First ... It Is Vital You Understand How The Whole Process Works ... Research, Buying, Tracking, Selling, Netting, And Taxing. PENDING Add More Definitions Here
     


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    x


    Step #31
    Welcome To Casino ... Everyone's Advice Is Garbage.
    Easy Answer:
    X
    Hard Answer:
    X
    Add good resources link to research stuff... and better yet ... add metrics on how to measure stuff.


    Step #32
    Understand Key Metrics When Evaluating Any VEHICLE.
    Easy Answer:
    X
    Hard Answer:
    X


    Step #33
    Assign Your Goal, Risk, And Involvement For Each INVESTMENT-ACCOUNT.
    Easy Answer:
    Use SPREADSHEET.
    Hard Answer:
    wanna risk your HSA?
    wanna be conservative or aggressive or both?
    want to have hands off experience for 401k but gamble everything on your IRA ROTH?
    Do you want to check stuff everyday ... i.e. day trade ... or check it quarterly/yearly?


    JUST FINISHED:
    x
    IMAGE:
    flying through the air off a huge jump
    NEXT STEP:
    x ... time to get serious.


    Step #34
    Recommended DWAD Investment Method.
    Easy Answer:
    X ... options from no-risk to smoking-hot risk.
    X .... list how why it rocks.
    (multiple risks, multiple passive/active, great way to balance profile)
    pending
    Hard Answer:
    X


    Step #35
    Pick Out Your VEHICLES Per DWAD Method (or whatever your favorite Shaman says)
    Easy Answer:
    X
    Hard Answer:
    X


    Step #36
    Pull The Trigger And Invest!
    Easy Answer:
    X ... taxes
    Hard Answer:
    X


    JUST FINISHED:
    x
    IMAGE:
    landing the huge jump and seeing the chairlift at the bottom on the hill
    NEXT STEP:
    x


    Step #37
    Jump On The Chairlift And Go For Another (Wash Rinse and Repeat)
    Easy Answer:
    X ... now you just iterate
    X ... dial in your Death Age
    X ... dial in your Retirement Age
    X ... play around with different options for Retirement Ages
    X ... now you can add the FERRARI to your ACCOUNTS.
    Hard Answer:
    Keep Checking To See If Your Future POT OF GOLD Meets The Minimum LOTTERY TICKET Amount ... If Not, You Need To Make Changes ... Or Just Understand That.


    JUST FINISHED:
    x
    IMAGE:
    jumping back on the chairlift
    NEXT STEP:
    x



    37 Steps To Die With A Dollar.



    Master Your Personal Finance Today, Invest In Your Future Tomorrow, And Happily Die With Exactly $1.00 In Your Pocket.


    Step 1 - Take Action Today.
    Step 2 - Pick Death Age.
    Step 3 - Determine Leave Behinds.
    Step 4 - Estimate Monthly Cashflow.
    Step 5 - Open Checking Accounts.
    Step 6 - Make Cash Surplus.
    Step 7 - Understand System Limits.
    Step 8 - Open More Accounts.
    Step 9 - Confirm System Works.
    Step 10 - Estimate Future Cashflow.
    Step 11 - Pick Retirement Age.
    Step 12 - Calculate Lottery Ticket.
    Step 13 - Why We Invest.
    Step 14 - Definitions
    Step 15 - Taxes
    Step 16 - Understanding Investment Account Types.
    Step 17 - List Your Investment Accounts.
    Step 18 - What is Optimal Order For Investing?
    Step 19 - Pick Your Institution
    Step 20 - Combine Your INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS
    Step 21 - determine what happens if you don't do anything differently
    Step 22 - Re-Align All CONTRIBUTIONS To Recommended Order For INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS.
    Step 23 - Search Your Couch For More Quarters To CONTRIBUTE And Assign To INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS.
    Step 24 - Experiment With Your DEATH AGE, RETIREMENT AGE, And EARNINGS Percent Assumptions (Play With Possibilities, Spreadsheet)
    Step 25 - Learn Basic Investment Percentages.
    Step 26 - Investment Vehicles
    Step 27 - Open That BROKERAGE-ACCOUNT And Add $200 Dollars Total (Or More).
    Step 28 - Buy 1x STOCK For NVIDIA ("NVDD") For Current Price ~$100 To ~$150.
    Step 29 - Buy 1x MUTUAL FUND For SP500 For Exactly $100.
    Step 30 - Track For 2 Weeks And Then Sell Both NVDA/SP500.
    Step 31 - Welcome To The Casino...Where Everyone's Advice Is Garbage.
    Step 32 - Understand Key Metrics When Evaluating Any VEHICLE.
    Step 33 - Assign Your Goal, Risk, And Involvement For Each INVESTMENT-ACCOUNT.
    Step 34 - Recommended DWAD Investment Method
    Step 35 - Pick Our Your Own VEHICLES Per DWAD Method
    Step 36 - Pull Trigger And Investment. (Send It)
    Step 37 - Jump On Back On Chairlift And Go For Another Ride (Wash, Rinse, Repeat)


     

    1x Spreadsheet To Rule Them All.


     


    Input Your Stuff, Track Your Progress, And Let Computer Do Financial Math For You. All Calculations Laid Out For You To Easily Challenge, Tweak, And Improve.


     

    Standardizing Our Words, Making Your Life Easier.


     


    Most Frustrating Thing (Besides Transferring 401Ks To IRAs ... Or Getting Employer To Switch Direct Deposit Accounts) Is Mismatching Words.Different Websites Use Different Words. The Same Websites Will Use Differently Throughout Their Material. Lazy.We Can Do Better.


    • CASH FLOW = overall picture of INCOME, EXPENSES, INVEST, etc ... everything coming and going

    • INCOME = how many quarters enter your bank account or backpacked

    • EXPENSES = ways you spend your money

    • + ..... BILLS = "mandatory" things you pay for ... with little to no immediate flexibility ... requires lifestyle changes

    • + ..... SPEND = "flexible" things you pay for ... with lots of flexibility ... like groceries, drinks, restaurants, Amazon

    • INVEST = "optional" things you put money towards, to be invested

    • EMERGENCY = ....?

    • CHECKING-ACCOUNTS = free checking accounts you can get online at any bank ... we don't give a shit about interest on these accounts! ... don't you dare pay fees for these accounts

    • CHECKING-TYPES = free. free. free.

    • INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS = same as checking accounts, lots of options to a painful degree

    • INVESTMENT-TYPES = 401k, ira, hsa, 529, roth/traditional

    • PROVIDERS = financial institutions that you can setup CHECKING ACCOUNTS, INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS, INSURANCE ACCOUNTS

    • IDEAL-RETIREMENT = ugh ... let's define this better ... when you "don't have to work" anymore and can live off your money for the rest of your life ... make more money ... you can increase your lifestyle

    • FORCED-RETIREMENT = you physically/mentally cannot work anymore or choose to stop working (I believe people always need to "work" ... you just chase retirement because you have a shitty job)

    • FANTASY-RETIREMENT = thinking you need 3x houses, 4x jet skis and 5x cars to make you happy ... plus golf/travel daily, is not likely your happy place [Adam Sandler quote on famous]

    LOTTERY TICKETS
    DIAMOND
    GOLD
    SILVER
    BRONZE
    IRON

     

    VEHICLES
    MUTUAL FUND (MF)
    STOCK
    EXCHANGE TRADED FUND (ETF)

     

    INVESTMENT-ACCOUNTS
    401K
    IRA
    ROTH XXX
    TRADITIONAL XXX

     

    RANDOM
    CONTRIBUTIONS
    EARNINGS
    WITHDRAWALS
    VESTING


     

    Take Off Training Wheels And Blaze Your Own Trail.


     


    It Is Incredibly Empowering To Learn You Are Not The Smartest Person In The Room, Accept That You Have Weaknesses, And Then Surround Yourself With People Who Are Better At Things That You Are.Here Are Those People With Die With A Dollar.


    REDDIT
    x
    y
    z

    MUTUAL FUNDS
    x
    y
    z

    CPA TAX ADVICE
    Jasmine DiLucci Youtube Shorts Link
    y
    z

    CRYPTOCURRENCY
    x
    y
    z

    INSTITUTIONS - BANKS
    x
    y
    z

    INSTITUTIONS - CREDIT UNIONS
    x
    y
    z

    INSTITUTIONS - BROKERS
    x
    y
    z


     

    Examples


     


    Just Go For Your Own Ride. If You Really Want To Watch Someone Else Take The Trail First, Here Are Some Example Scenarios With Real Money, Real Spending, And Real Spreadsheets.


    • Becca ($50,000) - single, age 18

    • Lawrence ($60,000) - single, age 22 w/ student loans and car loan

    • Hank ($75,000) - single, age 25

    • Olivia ($85,000) - married, age 28 with 1 kid and student/car loans

    • Susan ($100,000) - married, age 30

    • Bobby ($250,000)

    • married/single/kids/rent-mortgage


     

    Biography

    Nicholas Kranowski

     


    Family Man. Rocket Scientist. Idea Accelerator.Nicholas Kranowski Is An Experienced Business Development Professional At A Leading Aerospace Engineering Firm, With Over 13 Years Of Expertise In Generating Opportunities, Managing Customer Relationships, And Leading Teams. His Approach Emphasizes Collaboration, Innovation, And People Management.Growing Up On A Vineyard And Having Operated The World’s Fastest Wind Tunnel, Nicholas Enjoys Mountain Biking And Astrophotography. Married To Hannah Kranowski And A Devoted Father Of Three, He Believes That Strong Connections With Others Make Us Better People, A Belief Rooted In His Existentialist Philosophy.I Started This Blog To Offer Straightforward Financial Advice Rooted In First Principles, Aimed At Helping Individuals With Mid-Range Incomes Manage Their Money Effectively And Independently. Traditional Financial Advice Often Overlooks The Basics, Leading To Confusion And Missed Opportunities. My Goal Is To Empower People To Take Control Of Their Finances, Avoid Dependency On Advisors, And Ensure A Secure Future Without Unnecessary Complexity. By Following Simple, Actionable Steps, Readers Can Make Informed Decisions And Achieve Financial Stability On Their Own Terms.


     

    Website Improvements In Progress


    • Add little mountains along the way ... showing people they are climbing up the mountain

    • remove yellow triangles and add attacking bear icons

    • remove green tennis balls and add gear symbol

    • add black hole debt writeup - An Alternative Strategy Is Called Black Hole Debt™. You Create A Literal Financial Black Hole, Creating As Much Debt As Possible. Buy Your Jetski, Rolex, And Cancun Vacation On Credit Cards Without Remorse. Then You Go Die. ..... All Your Debt Is Erased When You Die ♥ ★. But You Will Have Zero (0) Dollars For Your Spouse, Kids, Family, Friends, Or Charity. Also, You Will Get Screwed By Someone Eventually If You Keep Living With Tons Of Debt.


     

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